Hi. I'm Emma, and my life is pretty much sitting in my room, watching 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live in the dark as I eat poorly-cooked ramen noodles. Then my seventh grade English teacher told me there was this site where people upload stories that are based on shows and movies, and this gave me an idea.

To go cook more noodles.

When I was finished, I decided to check this out, and was immediately inspired to write crap.

See, when I was six, I saw an episode of "Arthur" where that dog-girl wrote a book, and being the dork that I was, I stapled a bunch of sheets together, threw together some story about a Bionicle spider, a wolf, a cheetah that uses a bow and arrow (totally not taken from Spyro) and a ninja squirrel-lady who battled the evil forces of this other wolf who lived in a volcano building machines to kill people, I guess. What would happen in each of the sixteen incomplete stories is that the team of building toy/animal people would be relaxing at home, then they would receive a transmission on their satellite/couch thing informing them that Wolf-X or whatever was plotting to destroy the world with some new invention.

What I remember from Chapter of The Wolves (Yes, that was the name):

"OH MY GOD" the peopl scremd as the volcano xplodd "THE ROBOT DRAGNS R GONA KIL US"
"NO THEY ARNT" Wolf yeld thn punchd them til they puked

Yes. It was a charming little tale.

But anyway, thanks for checking out my stuff! Feedback is always appreciated, but please be nice.