Hi everyone! This is my second fanfiction account (I had one when I was twelve but I've forgotten everything about it so I'm starting again) and will contain some stuff that's been published before, so if you see anything you think you recognise that's why. As you've probably guessed I don't own anything I write about and don't make any money out of it. I'm probably going to forget to repeat that at the start of everything so there you go! Thankyou to anyone who has enjoyed my writing, I love you x

My name is Amy.

I am fourteen years and nine months old.

I live in North West England.

I go to an all girls Grammar School.

I don't get the appeal of perfect teeth.

Repo! The Genetic Opera is my favourite ever film (close seconds are Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Battle Royale).

I can be really unsociable and/or socially retarded, depending on how you look at it.

I think gender stereotypes are ridiculous.

I'm a mummy's girl and proud.

I love the band Mindless Self Indulgence for their randomness, catchiness, and general awesomeness.

My friends are demented. Partially in a good way, partially in a really fucking annoying way.

I am part of the Combined Cadet Force Royal Air Force and have flown a plane, have met guard dog puppies and can shoot a rifle.

I also think a lot of the stuff our armed forces are involved in is bullshit, but hey.

Slash and femslash fanfics are nearly always better than heterosexual ones.

I generally fancy boys but there are plenty of girls I'd love to be with as well, so I'll let you decide how to label me.

My favourite colour is red.

Long hair is sexy.

I adore corn snakes, and would love to keep one someday.

I also like rats and dogs.

I fancy Terrance Zdunich and his fictional character Graverobber.

My username sounded really cool and clever when I came up with it.

I strongly believe in a person's right to believe whatever the fuck they want, but in my opinion religion is bullshit.

Indian food is gorgeous.

My grandma's house is one of my favourite places in the world.

My favourite books are the Twilight series and The Black Magician series.

Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance is a huge inspiration to me.

I'd much rather have my iPod with me than my phone.

I don't get scared by horror movies.

Christmas any other time of the year.

One of the best experiences of my life was swimming with turtles in Barbados.

My favourite TV series are Glee, Game of Thrones, The Big Bang Theory and True Blood, although Glee is the only one I'm always up to date on.

I love cranberry juice, pasta, curry and toast.