I'm really boring.

Here are a few fine words from people who are not boring:

"Dream as if you'll live forever-- Live as if you'll die today."
James Dean

"In the world of mules, there are no rules."
Ogden Nash

"I have no heroes... They're all useless."
John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten

"'It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver."
Niccolo Machiavelli

"In utter loneliness a writer tries to explain the inexplicable."
John Steinbeck

"I need a writer, are you a good one?"
"Every writer thinks he's a good one."
Factotum by Charles Bukowski

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself."

"This Be The Verse" by Philip Larkin