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Joined 01-22-12, id: 3652497, Profile Updated: 12-18-12
Author has written 4 stories for Dexter, Minecraft, and Sherlock.

Hello.

I am one of those weird sociopaths that like being alone with their books and their work. I love writing and painting and sketching and solving crimes and also I like school. Yes, I like school. Sue me. Sue me because I love sciences and school subjects and knowledge.

I think I'm sapiosexual, but that is on the more personal side. Which you won't be getting a lot of, but it does have it's reflection in my literature work.

I'm a die-hard Sherlockian and a Holmesian for life. Sir Conan Doyle is a genius and an idol for me.

Except to see a lot of kinky porn stuff here. Mainly something with Sherlock. And Moriarty.
Also, I don't really like to ship sexually Sherlock with John, or Sherlock with anybody else than Moriarty, because A) I feel that there has to be a mental connection, involving a lot of intelligence, and B) I just really like the Sherlock/Moriarty pairing.

If you're wondering, I write my Sherlock fics based on the characters from the BBC interpretation, because the actors are sexier and in all honesty the whole modernized thing is a huge turn-on.

I'm weird.

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Terrible Things by whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp reviews
For LWS challenge 3. Based on the song 'Terrible Things' by Mayday Parade. If you haven't heard it I recommend listening for a summary, fic follows the story of the song. Told through blog posts. Teenlock, characters are 19. Johnlock slash, nothing explicit. TW: major character death, depression, sickness, the song 'Terrible Things' by Mayday Parade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Truth Or Lie by TamakiCat reviews
Moriarty/Sherlock! It happens after the bomb... No one died. Moriarty is just so obsessed with Sherlock. He stalks him and even gets a relationship..but it will get darker and bloodier as the story will unfold, for both will be confused with this...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
The Nether by xCaptainBlaze reviews
The Nether. A dark, terrible place of no return. And Mike just got a one-way ticket... Part one of three in my Tres Rengos Trilogy.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
Disturbing Déjà vu by Laylinka reviews
Deb woke up in a daze. She looked around and realized she was on a boat, curled up in the back corner. Her memory came back as to what she had witnessed. Taking in a sharp breath she saw Dexter looking out into the night ocean.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
Dark, Deadly, Dexter by Tarrbear reviews
Dexter gets himself involved in tracking down a new killer while a much bigger problem arises. This is a short story I wrote for my creative writing class that I have decided I's like to share.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Dexter M.
Sunshine by prettylittleamour reviews
Past loves can bring pain. Pain, and sunshine, it turns out. Oneshot. Amma. (this is still pretty bad)
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
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It's like math, you see reviews
Mostly romance, the plot is vague, so you can call it a quick fluff-piece. Sherlock/Moriarty. A meeting.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
smut reviews
Yet another meeting between the greatest detective of all time, Sherlock, and the Napoleon of crime, Moriarty. A lot of kink in this one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
A MineCraft Story reviews
Steve is lost and he is far away from home. Follow him in his journey and find out what happens next! This is one of my older stories, but one of my best, too. Enjoy!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Dexter Continuation of S6 ep 12 reviews
WARNING: SPOILERS FROM SEASON 6. This is how I imagine what happens after the ending of season 6.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M.