Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, to my profile!!

Now i don't want to take to much time away from your day, so I'm going to make things short and sweet!! :)

Now i believe you should smile at least 5 or MORE times a day!! So I'm goin' help you out with 4 of them the rest you can go figure out yourself!

1. Marilyn Monroe quotes always make me smile so here goes:

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring"

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

"Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady"

"Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can conquer the world

"Well behaved women barely make history"

Any of those help?? Hope so cause here's number 2!

2. Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDSCall your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste!!"

Did you smile?? Hope so!! Here's number 3!!

3. The following was developed as an assessment by the School of

Business at Harvard University to check how good you are at making good use of time.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can do it in 40 seconds!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is a cat.
7. This is bored cat.
8. This is nut cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down for the result...

Hope you smiled!!! And finally number 4!

4. Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ...

Soooo did it work?? Hope so!

Remember sm:)le!!! It's scientifically proven it's good for your health!!! :)