Craig is busy one evening, and he suddenly gets a phone call from his friend Tweek. He rushes over to keep the boy company, and the following ensues. May contain sexual themes/content. Rated M for language. Do not read if not interested in gay males, gay activities, love between the male genders. Reader discretion is advised.

So much for Craig being asexual.

Gary accidentally admits something to Stan that he wasn't prepared for. Stary.

Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.

Ruby discovers an injustice in Karen's sexual history that must be rectified immediately. Karen McCormick/Ruby Tucker oneshot. Apologies to Cab Calloway for desecrating his song with the title of this fic.

Butters never expected working late would result in anything but a few lost hours of sleep and disdain for his job. He gets a surprise when he finds a certain little someone poking around the office one night, who in turn reconnects him with Kenny McCormick. Birthday oneshot for scarlettshazam. Title from "Happiness" from You're a Good Man Charlie Brown.

Both Butters and Kenny fall in love on the internet with guys who turn out not to be strangers. Bunny. Written as part of the cheer-up efforts for The New Leo.

A quiet room, suddenly filled with sweat lust, and sexual content. Please do not read if you dislike the following: yaoi, gay men, gay sexual activities, or gay Love. Rated M for content, reader discretion is advised. Completed.

Tweek becomes symptomatic when he sees Craig's relationship status on Facebook, but according to Craig it's all a simple case of misunderstanding. Creek oneshot.

Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.

Kenny hates the club scene. As it turns out, the same is not the case for South Park's resident Goody Two Shoes. There must be something inside. Bunny. Oneshot

Clyde poops on the carpet. Co-written with glow vomit. this is honestly the best thing here.

The Dirty Mind Game, doesn't that sound interesting? That's what the Varia think, but little do they know the consequences of playing!

Alaude attends a Crossdressing Festival and what happens when Hibari starts to play naughty with the blonde? READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. A18 rated M

This is set during the time when Ikkaku and Yumichika are staying with Mizuho and Keigo Asano. Yumichika is very tired of seeing Mizuho hang all over Ikkaku and steal all his attention away. Something's got to give...find out what Yumi does. Hint: Sex!

Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle

Like I'm chasing something that can never exist. But it does exist. I mean, he really exists. And he isn't just pure. He's gorgeous. Kira Izuru.

Ike's younger, weaker and generally not tough enough to defend himself, but he needs to learn. Who better to teach him than the monotonous Craig Tucker? Craig and Ike friendship, mentorship xD

Bradly awakes from a sinful dream and the only one there to comfort him is the one who caused his problem in the first place. -BRATTERS-

Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.

Kyle/Ike. Non-consensual... with no overt sexual content. Please don't be fooled: this isn't light reading.

Shoichi's been hiding in his bedroom trying to build a robot to enter into his high school's competition. Except... that's not really why he's hiding. NC 17. Spanner/Shoichi. 4851.

Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Tweek is home sick. Mild Tweek/Clyde.