I am a new writer so my works may not be the best. Here is a little bit about myself.

Favorite book series are as follows:

Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, The Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Two favorite authors:

J.K. Rowling- H.P.

Rick Riordan- P.J., H.o.O.

Least favorite book:

Twilight

Least favorite movie adaptian of a good book:

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightening Thief

Favorite movies are as followed:

Super 8, Harry Potter, Elf, How to Train Your Dragon

Least favorite movie:

Speed Racer, Mr. Bean

"Your life is a book. Your mistakes are the lessons you learn through each page. Your friends are the characters who help you on your adventure. Your actions are the writing that inspire others. But the plotline is what you make it" - Author Unknown

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster."

"Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town."

"Lettuce... Any questions?"

"Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"

"A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you."

"What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm."

"Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!"

"I trip UP the stairs."

"Don't follow me. I run into walls."

"I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

"Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive."

"If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong."

"I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!"

"Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself."

"Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all."

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow."

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them."

"If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?"

"Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning."

"Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean."

"Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..."

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!"

"I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish."

"To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid."

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!!!"

"Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart."

"I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!"

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?"

"I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours."

"DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!"

"NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you."

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!"

"People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..."

"Say no to drugs, say yes to tacos."

Repost this and add some words of wisdom of your own!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your stupid pen!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

"A day without sunshine is like...you know...night"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Needing someone is like needing a parachute: if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in choclate.

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

Don't take life too seriously - none of us are going to get out alive, anyways.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (AKA Nico di Angelo)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY! BELLA DIED, JACOB CRIED, POTTER ALL THE WAY!

Harry beat Voldemort, and Voldemort beat Cedric, so Harry beat Cedric. Cedric is Robert Pattinson, and Robert Pattinson is Edward, so Cedric is Edward. Since Harry beat Cedric, that means that Harry beat Edward. Therefore, if you take Harry to mean Harry Potter and Edward to mean Twilight, that means that Harry Potter beats Twilight!