Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

John has a trying day at work, and has to find a way to take out his frustrations without killing someone. The solution is surprisingly simple.

One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

Sherlock finds out that September 19th is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" so he and John celebrate. Absolutely no plot, just fluffy, because that's just how I roll. My first smut. Features a male pirate ravishing a male version of a maiden and failed roleplay so just straight up sex with a pirate hat. Enjoy!

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

Sherlock's often considered his body and everything else as merely transport for his brain. Then the transport starts to malfunction and everything goes to pieces.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

3 times John embarrassed himself for Sherlock and 1 time Sherlock embarrassed himself for John. Rated M for sexual themes and in later chapters for the smut.

Johnlock AU. Sherlock is the best wedding planner in London. John is getting married. Rated T for language ONLY.

Sherlock doesn't like being in his own head, and without a case what else is there to concentrate on?

The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.

One-shot. Prompted by a friend who wanted priest!kink and Sherlock. Utter crack. But fun.

Who the hell propositions their boss with a stopwatch?

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

A Collection of one-shots of Klaine based around songs. Most recent: Boy Toy- Kurt is less than enthused about this new song but he finds there may be *some* reasons to like it...

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

Kurt kisses another guy in a club when he's drunk. Blaine sees it all, will Klaine be able to make it through and have there happy ending? Klaine XXXX

"Honestly, Kurt thought he had figured out all of Blaine kinks by now, what with four and a half years of dating and four years of being intimate... I guess not." Klaine Fashion Kink! Loosely follows canon, Blaine's Kurt's age. SHORT TEMPORARY HIATUS

A game of Dirty Santa at Dalton gets interesting when Blaine and Kurt are involved. Klaine pairing. Duh ;

Ianto sets Jack a challenge. "Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch." Chapter fic.