Hiya!!!!!

Name: Not telling! :)

Age: In the late 13's.

Gender: Female!

Favorite Color: Duh what else... Yellow!!

Hight: 5'8... don't know if that is short or not.

Favorite band/singer: I love Nicelback, foo fighters, Green Day, Three days grace, Adele - they're all awesome!!!

Favorite thing of all time: FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG FANG! I love you FANG!

Things people say about me:

I talk to fast - personally I don't think six words a second is fast but that's what they say.

That I should be reamed to "fast fact lady" - Hey I like the fact that I know a lot about nothing.

That I obsess too much over things - Mind you, only over Awesome things!!

That I shouldn't like Fan fiction - Yes this is offensive, it even offends me! I Love fan fiction! It is absolutely AWESOME!!!

I can't spell to save my life - I don't deny it - I can't. Thank God for spell check!! :D

Facts about me:

I am hopeless at shopping.

I love Maximum Ride to DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that listy isn't a word. (unlike my English teacher who wrote it on my assignment!!)

I know every bone in the human body.

I think that dumb-ass is the best and funniest word in the English language!

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes. Need I say more?

2) Where did you get your default picture?
I have no freakin' idea anymore.

3) What's your middle name?
Giulietta (EWW)

4) Your current relationship status?
Depends. Who's reading this...

5) Does your crush like you back?
Don't make me think about this.

6) What is your current mood?
Slightly sarcastic.

7) What colour of underwear are you wearing?
White with red stars on one side and stripes on the other. Nice image huh...

8) What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black, white and red/read all over!!!

9) Are you missing something in life?

A British accent :(

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would go back in time and ask (force) James Paterson into writing me into the Maximum Ride series.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
White Speckled Hawk (Way to be specific, huh)

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Many. But I guess you wouldn't count getting talked to oblivion as a near death experience. Soooo about six in total.

13) Something you do a lot?
Apart from breath?

14) The song stuck in your head?
Paramore – Ignorance

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
A person, I think.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Princess Mary's first son. Creepy that I know that?

17) When was the last time you cried?
Last year when I got a massive lecture from my mother about being suspended for punching someone. Believe me my mother is wicked good at making you feel guilty for breaking some perverts nose...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
I am part of the Australian Girls Choir (you know the girls on the Qantas add...) and have been since I was like four and have done numerous solos all over the country. Now I sound conceited - FML.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Does QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE count as a super power?

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes. Don't have eyes I can fall into, keep walkin'.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
What is this strange place you speak of?!?

22) What's your biggest secret?
Telling you defeats the purpose of having one doesn't it?

23) Favorite color?
YELLOW! And black... the exact shade of Fang's hair...

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
When I am sick, my mommy will watch wif me! (Meaning: NO!)

25) What are you?
The dark figure standing at the end of your bed...

26) Do you speak any other language?
You mean as in apart from penguin! I AM HURT!

27) What's your favorite smell?

A new book.

28) Describe your life in one word.
NOT YOURS!! Oh, that’s two… eh.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Have YOU ever kissed in the wet, cold rain?

30) What are you thinking about right now?

BACON DANCING ON THE CEILING!!! (What do you think? Your dam question!)

31) What should you be doing?

Going to school…

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My parental unit -_-

33) Do you like working in the yard?
One day - when I am queen of the world - I won’t need to work in the yard because my cybertronic-monkeys will instead.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
RIDE!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
I GIGGLE! And I DO NOT (!!!) giggle.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown with red tones and blonde highlights (From the sun).

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I thought I already answered this…. My mother.

Romeo and Juliet (II,ii,1-2)"What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet."

Don't count the days. make the days count!

Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max "And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig "And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy "And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge "Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"Max

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max”

I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious.” I turned to Fang. “What say you?”
“It’s fine.”
Some people just don’t have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”

You could lock the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.”

"Max, what have you been eating? Rocks?" -- Fang "Why is your head missing some?" --Max

FactsOfLife

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you think that you are too small to make a difference, then you have never been alone in the dark with a mosquito.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Never eat something you can't pronounce

Don't lead to me temptation... I can find it myself

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

You call me a B. Well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :P

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Two dead boys

Ladies and gentlemen skinny and stout

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about

Admission is free so pay at the door

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Pulled their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play

A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the coner in the middle of the block

A two-story house on a vacant lot

A man with no legs came walking by

And kicked the lawman in the thigh.

He crashed through the wall without making a sound

Into a dry creekbed and suddenly drowned

The long black hearse came to cart him away

But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from my corner of the big round table

The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable

But if you doubt my lies are true

Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish writing fan fiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first. (Yeah, all the time.)

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If You have pulled a Nudge: You have chattered endlessly without even realizing it.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You know who you are...

If You have pulled an Angel: You have said what a person was about to say, almost like you read their mind...

If you have pulled any of these things, copy and paste it to your profile!

you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, Heart of Diamond, L-Bradley-Ride

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you're absolutely, uncontrollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile (Must kill max. Must have Fang)

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have the release date of MR8,Nevermore, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you would give up the life have now to live in the Maximum Ride world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Fang is Fangalicious, copy and paste this into your profile!

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a stack of Maximum Ride books next to your bed, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’ show Russians roll.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST doweed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with selfcontrol.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuckup.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have alot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROU, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ MANGAS, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGirl so I MUST be a crazy,obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNGWRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritualideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an out cast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos and walk around drinking beer.
I love marchingbands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst in to tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing any thing with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN alot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a red neck hick.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.