With a fresh start, I pick up my pen…

Tell us about yourself.

I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, Sir, because I’m not myself, you see, (Alice

What’s your age? Your favourite colour? How about your hobbies?

I think I should understand that better if I had it written down, but I can’t quite follow it as you say it. (Alice

Would you like to grow up?

Shall I never get any older than I am now? That’ll be a comfort, one way— never to be an old woman— but then —always to have lessons to learn! Oh I shouldn’t like that! (Alice

Cats or dogs?

Cats, of course. Mind you, I’ve often seen a cat without a grin, but a grin without a cat? My, that’s the most curious thing I’ve ever heard! (Alice

What do you learn during school?

Reeling and Writhing, of course, and then the different branches or arithmetic: Ambition, Distraction, Uglification and Derision. And then there’s Mystery, ancient and modern, with Seaography. Then Drawling, Stretching, and Fainting with Coils. And some Laughing and Grief too, they used to say. (Mock Turtle)

What do you do in your free time? When you have nothing to do, I mean.

If you knew time as well as I do, you wouldn’t talk about wasting it. (Mad Hatter)

Would you like to give up a word of advice? Anything’s alright.

Be what you would seem to be— or if you’d like it put more simply— never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise. (Duchess)

Thank you for being with us today.

Of course and thank you very much for coming so far. (Alice

All italics in the interview belong to Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll. (Charles Ludwitge Dodgeson)

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My work is not perfect, and flames are not accepted. I do my best to write, and as I said before, writing is not my strength.

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As incompetent as I am, I will take it upon myself to write my very best.

Thank you.

~C