Hi! I'm Audrey.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

I asked Jesus how much he loved me. He said "this much." he stretched his arms out and died on the cross for my sins. Put this on your profile if you love Jesus. I bet 95% of you won't.

--[ ]-- put this

--[ ]-- on your

--[ ]-- profile

-- [ ]-- if you're

--[ ]-- not embarrased

--[ ]-- to tell

--[ ]-- others that

--[ ]-- you're a

--[ ]-- Christian.

"Write the book you want to read."

- Steinbeck

Don't read this!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now who came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Its kinda the point of this website...)

if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever made faces in front of a security camera, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?

If you dream in color, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spaced out for more than five minutes, copy and paste this on you profile. ( Well, I spaced out, so I'm not sure how long I spaced out.)

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

(1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5
(2) (I like doing this :D) Look at 7
(3)Sorry...look at number 9
(4) You will never believe it! Number 11
(5) Now look at number 3
(6) Ok ok! Look at number 10
(7) OMG! Look at number 4
(8) I just wanted to say hi :) now I'm done.
(9) Once again...look at number 2
(10) Now look at number 8
(11) I dare you to look at number 6