I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so i MUST cut my wrists.

I'm an African-American so i MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so i MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY so i MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST look for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (I love the movies because of the pop-corn and because the seats are so comfy)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 11

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
No

2) where did you get your default picture?

GOOGLE

3) what's your middle name?
Moshe-Isioma

4) Relationship status:

Single... for now

5) does your crush like you back?
Idk

6) what is your current mood?
Bored...

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
White...

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
grey

9) Missing something?
my wi-fi

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would never tell one person my secrets

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
the chameleon from Tangled

12) ever had a near death experience?

twice
13) something you do a lot?

sing
14) the song stuck in your head?
mirror -lil wayne ft. bruno mars

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
Pillbuggyandfriends

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Jenny

17) when was the last time you cried?
2 hrs ago

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
yes

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
mind reading

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
the face

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
hot chocolate

22) what's your biggest secret?
Now why would I tell a computer my biggest secret????(Yep)

23) favorite color?
Purple

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
yes

25) what are you?
a girl and and immigrants daughter

26) do you speak any other language?
gibberish LOL

27) what's your favorite smell?
gasoline

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
crazy

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
No

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Just a Kiss by Lady Antebellum

31) what should you be doing?
Homework

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My principal

33) do you like working in the yard?
no

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
jonas

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
idk

36) what is your natural hair color?
dark auburn

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
iluvjb4ever123 the stories she write are amazing

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when your crush rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: call you totally insane for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 (BFF name)
15 ( A CRUSH NAME)
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Shane dawson
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A Laptop
30 Lamp
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I ran naked with an angel because I'm cool like dat.

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Loves to smile and laugh
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Has gorgeous eyes
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

A: Hot

d: makes people laugh

a: hot

e: loves to smile and laugh

z: can be funny and dumb at times

e: loves to smile and laugh

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: It Girl- Jason Derulo

Waking Up: What Makes You Beautiful- One Direction

First Day At School: Imagine Me- Kirk Franklin

Falling In Love: Together by Demi Lovato ft. Jason Derulo

Breaking Up: So Much Things To Say by Lauryn Hill

Prom night: Nobody by Keith Sweat

Mental Breakdown: Best I Never Had by Beyoncé

Driving:Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Flashback: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air by Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince

Getting back together: Buyou by Keri Hilson

Wedding: Your Love's A Drug by Leighton Meester

Birth of Child: SexyBack by Justin Timberlake

Final Battle: Run The World (Girls) by Beyoncé

Funeral Song:Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha

I'm doing this again

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Complicated by Rihanna

Waking Up: Leavin' by Jesse McCartney

First Day At School: So Sick by Ne-Yo

Falling In Love: I'll Be Waiting by Adele

Breaking Up: Talk That Talk by Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

Prom night: Next 2 You by Chris Brown ft. Justin Bieber

Mental Breakdown: Best Love Song by T-Pain

Driving:Turn My Swag On (Remix) by Alexa Goddard

Flashback: Love The Way You Lie (Part II) BY Rihanna FT. Eminem

Getting back together: All Night Long by Demi Lovato ft. Missy Elliot & Timbaland

Wedding:Let Me Take You to Rio by Ester Dean and Carlinhos Brown

Birth of Child: Get Your Money Up b Keri Hilson

Final Battle:Dollhouse by Priscilla Renea

Funeral Song: Rumour Has It by Adele

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
you like California or Florida more?
you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
(don't cheat)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but he memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The is a true story

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her while she was alive.The murderer chanted,"Toma Sota balcu"as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling.She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this onto your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago,in Indiana,Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school ,trying to embarrass her infront of her school during a fire drill.When she didn't submerge,the police were called.They went down and brought up 17-year old Carmen Winstead's body,with her neck broken from hitting the ladder,then the concrete at the bottom.The girls told everyone that she fell and they believed them.

They Hurt Her

Fact:About three months later,16 year old Greorgy read a simialr post to this but didn't repost it.He went to take a shower ,and herad laughter.He started freaking ou tand ran to his computer to repost it.He said goodnight to his mother and went to sleep,but five hours later,his mom woke up from a loud noise,and he was gone.A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name,you'll find this to be true.

Y BOYZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was oce a girl called Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.Jack was the most popular guy in the school.The three most popular girls were Courtney,ASHLEY and Emma.Jack thought Ashley was okay but he really liked Cortney.Courtney also liked Jack.Of corse did,everyone did.Courtney and Ashley were eneimes.Courtney tried to to steal Jack every chance she day,Courtney asked Jack if he wated to go to the movies.Ashley heard the whole thing ,what movie theatre and what time.She got to the movie theatre and sat directly behind Jack."She watched them you want to go to my place and skip this boring movie" Courtney asked and Jack said hell yes.Ashley watched them inside the house messing with eachother.Ashley wasn't at school for the next few days.Her mom found her body in her closet one week later.She commited suicide because she loved Jack so much.There was note next to her body which read,"My dearest Jack ,I watched you at the movie theatre and at courtneys house and I will continue to watch you.I never thaught you would do something like this to me.I loved you Jack.I died for you like Jesus Died for us.Always with you,Ashley".Please post this in your profile or ashley will haunt and try to kill you as she wants everyone to know about Courtney.Thank you.

I love 3 Musketeers my al time favorite candy and will never change.