"Abandon hope all ye who enter here..."

Well, I hope I'm not that bad.

I'm an avid reader and writer, and a lover of science fiction - probably the reason for the obsession with all things Doctor Who. I like astronomy, chocolate, penguins, physics, dance, cats, Spanish, music, and the color black. I'm intensely weird (as you've probably gathered), I tend to use too many parentheses and semicolons (as you will most likely notice), and I have a thing for alliteration. Science and math are my favorite subjects, but literature is my strong point, (Don't people usually do what they're best at? Oh well). Should I make a literary transgression that you notice, please let me know!

If you have comments, criticisms, or grammar tips, please do review! Even if I have marked a story as complete, I will still modify it based on constructive criticisms. Reviews, for me, aren't so much just tips for the future, but also things that have to change in the original story. If you have something to say, please do. I'll take it all - good, bad, ugly, random.

I hate giving negative reviews, so I spend a ridiculously long time crafting constructive criticisms and coating them with complements.

I rate with unreasonable caution.

I like pickles.