Name: Casey

age: not telling you creeperrsss

Now here are some of my favorite quotes

Gibbs (after Abby has watched hours of porn, searching for evidence) Learn anything?
Abby- I'm not nearly as flexible as I should be...

Tony:She's got a photographic memory Probie, not a social disorder.

Abby: Oldest you've ever been with?
Tony: 26, my dry cleaner...You have a stuffed animal that farts?
Abby: Yeah! Cool, huh?
Tony:Yeah... in a disturbing kinda way...

Gibbs- What have you got, Abs?
Abby- Umm.. A PhD in Porn!
McGee: Good news, boss. Naughty Naughty Neighbors has a webmaster
Gibbs Web what?
McGee: Webmaster. It’s a person that is hired to design and update the page. His name is Carter Finch
Tony: Is this guy like a Super Fly cyber pimp?
McGee: Not exactly

Tony: If things get hairy, just follow my lead. (To a group of cheerleaders) What's happening ladies?
Ziva: I don't need a babysitter, Tony, I've been in hundreds of these situations.
Tony: Never with me. As far as I'm concerned, you're a probie.
Ziva: I've never had sex with you either, does that make me a virgin?
Tony: Trust is a virtue that's earned, not given.
Ziva: (In a mocking tone) Profound!
Tony: I try.

Tony: Stop whining McGee, do what you do best.
McGee: What's that? Screw up?
Tony: No, finding answers when no-one else can.
(Tony walks away with Ziva)
Ziva: That was sweet of you!
Tony: Never kick a probie when he's down, Ziva.
Ziva: Don't you mean dog?
Tony: It means the same thing.

Abby: What's a matter, Chip? Don't like watching porn with me?

Chip: I really hate being called Chip...
Abby: I really hate that Ozzy got fat and stupid. Live with it.

Tony: I feel like I've just walked into page 8 of the IKEA catalogue...

Gibbs: The French wine in this particular region is terribly overrated.

Ziva: Where did all these people come from?
Tony: Didn’t you see the signs? It’s yard sale day.
Ziva: I see. And do Marines sell their yards often?
McGee: No, it’s actually when people gather stuff they don’t want anymore, and sell it in their yards.
Ziva: Why would anyone want to buy somebody else’s junk?
Tony: One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
Ziva: In Israel, we have a saying. “Zevel Ze Zevel.”
[Tony and McGee look at her, confused]
Ziva: Crap is crap.

McGee: Girlfriend is always emailing me these internet videos.She sent me one of this room last week.
DiNozzo: Why do I find that hard to believe?
McGee: What, you never get forwarded weird videos to your email?
DiNozzo: All the time.I meant the part about you having a girlfriend.

"Step off McFlower Power you've had your chance to speak." ~Tony

that's about it =)