I, krystal-dust solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred and Forge, of course
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Padfoot,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter

cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,

cαℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,

cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,

cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,

cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,

cαℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,

cαℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,

cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,

cαℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,

cαℓℓιηg мє BORING ωση'т мαкє уσυ FUN,

cαℓℓιηg мє SHY ωση'т мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,

cαℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,

cαℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,

cαℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,

cαℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,

cαℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,

cαℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,

cαℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,

ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟ єνєяу ιηѕυlт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking parasites'?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (unless its online)

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games. (i am the definition of no school spirit)

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun (it depends though)

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14 - ok not bad

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer leading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total 12- huh, not too bad.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Krystal

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Kryizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Bunny

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Rae Lamer (ohhh...french...big surprise =3=)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Lawkrgez

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Raspberry Coffee

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Rweoike

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Yvonne

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Neon

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Strawberry Firecracker

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Violet Spyglass

Your Nobody Name: (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Strxyalk

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person that's smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries their time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is someone who put themselves into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themselves in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is someone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.