I'm Jake. I come from the UK. I am a big fan of the Harry Potter series, but i have some hangups with it namely The Harry/Ginny and Hermione/Ron pairings. I for one think that JK Rowling Was not in her right mind when she wrote from books 5 onwards. I started looking for alternatives to the stories during earliy 2011. I was truly inspired by what most of the writer on this site have written. I'm all for a good smut scene, in fact the more the better. The best pairing in my opinion has to be Harry/Hemione or Harry/Harems with Hermione as the Alpha/Main wife. I enjoy excessive Weasley bashing and DUMBLEDORE BASHING TO THE MAX! But if you bash Hermione for any reason whatsoever (except if it is due to a Weasley/Dumbledore plot), then I will flame you until you are just a smoldering carcass on the pavement and take all of your assets by right of conquest!!!!! (As you can see I am no tolerant of Hermione Haters). Also, who in their right minds would make a Hermione/Draco pairing?!?

Also, I am tolerant of Homosexuality, but I don't want to read any slash pairings.

PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY: I kinda wish this site had a way of differentiating the straight and slash stories from each as I can not count the amount of times in which I have started to read something and have found that to my surprise that Harry and Ron have started to wank each other off, or that the Green Goblin has started to rape Peter Parker while his enemies are all lining up waiting to have a go at it. PLEASE FIND A WAY TO SORT IS OUT READERS, WRITERS AND

TO ANYBODY WRITING ANY STORIES: I would really like to see Hagrid with two Bazookas during battle, laughing like a madman. That is all.