What's up? I'm JumperCable2, also known as JC. If it takes me a while to upload a new story or more chapters to a story in progress, I'm having delays (mostly writer's block) writing additional chapters. Like I said in my first story, I need more challenges for Total Drama Xiaolin Showdown to come up with more episodes.

It may be a while before I can update any of my stories, or even get started on the new ones I have ideas for, like a Dishonored story that takes place 200 years after the game's events (low chaos by the way.) I just got a new laptop and it doesn't have Microsoft Office Word on it yet.

A friend of mine on this site showed this to me, and I'm trying to spread the word about it. http:///it4fwk

One of my favorite scenes from Xiaolin Showdown EVER! It's from Enter the Dragon.

Raimundo, Kimiko, and Clay return to the temple on Dojo

Omi (Locked inside Dojo's box): My fellow warriors, I would be most appreciative if you would be so kind as to OPEN THIS DOOR!

Clay: Omi? How in tarnation did you get yourself in there?

Raimundo: Wait. What if it's Dojo morphed into the form of Omi.

Omi: Oh No. It is not Dojo doing me. It is ME!

Raimundo: Hey that's pretty good Dojo.

Omi: I AM NOT DOJO!!!!

Kimiko: Where's the real Omi?

Raimundo: Must've abandoned his post. Pfft. Figures.

Omi: I did not abandon my post. I am at my post. Actually, I am inside my post. But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes.

Raimundo: Ok. That's got to be Omi. (Lets Omi out.)

Trailers

I'm gonna try to get more hits on "The Secret of the Shen-Gong-Wu" and "Power Rangers Gormiti" by posting trailers for them on my profile. I'll even help you picture the trailer by telling you what music from the trailer from what movie it works best with. I'll even post trailers for other stories I'm planning.

The Secret of the Shen-Gong-Wu

Movie trailer music: Star Trek (I just learned the actual name of the song. It's called Freedom Fighters by Two Steps from Hell)

Dojo: Guys! Guys! We got a live one!

Raimundo: What does the thing even do?

Dojo: I don't know. But it's called the Eye of Chaos.

Xiaolin Showdown is owned by Warner Brothers Entertainment. Chaotic is owned by 4kids TV.

Master Fung: The most mysterious weapon is often the most dangerous, and the most sought by evil.

The monks race against Chase and Jack to the red gem.

Master Fung (holding blue crystal): The Eye of Chaos has awakened.

They all touch it and it emits a bright flash.

Najarin: I know. I fear the time has come. Though I prayed it would not be this soon."

They are all sucked into a huge swirling vortex.

A fanfiction crossover by JumperCable2.

Raimundo appears in a huge desert. Kimiko appears next to a lake of molten lava. Clay appears inside a huge bug's nest. Omi appears next to a raging river.

Sobtjek: All four tribes of Perim speak of an ancient prophecy. It says that four warriors from another dimension will save our world from a great evil force and bring unity to the tribes.
Screen shows cave walls with the Xiaolin Team using the power of the elements.

Any life can change in a single moment.

Khybon: We found something in Ice Pillar.
Camera moves through a cavern of ice. Khybon melts Phelphor free.

Phelphor: At long last I am free.
Phelphor controls minds of the muges guarding the Doors of the Deepmines.

Phelphor: Brothers. The day of our conquest has finally come!
Guards open the doors and a green tidal wave rushes out.

Some secrets can or should be buried for centuries.

Chase: Master Fung never told you the real beginning of the story. Did he?
The monks and Chase sitting around campfire in a big forest.

Raimundo turns invisible. Kimiko destroys a Khar'all fighter's reefshard. Clay draws energy from danians. Omi heals a cut on Kimiko's arm.

Raimundo: What do you mean the real beginning?

Raimundo shoots lightning. Kimiko fires a wave of lava. Clay shoots vines from his hands. Omi unleashes a storm of ice. Gigantroper shoots missiles at Uboraan.

Chase: The Shen-Gong-Wu, the Xiaolin Dragons' legacy, Dashi's powers. It all began here.

Omi: Why should we believe a word you say?
Raimundo summons a huge glowing dragon (Gintanai, the Forgotten).

Chase: I was Dashi's apprentice. I was there when it happened.
Clay shoots a parasite at Nunk'worn.

Dojo: It's true guys. I was there too.
Kimiko uses Discord of Disarming mugic.

Omi activates ice cloak.

Chase driving all of them in Weightless Energy Vessel which fires a Canon of Casualty mugic.

Kimiko: So we're supposed to save this world and our's from the Mar'illians?

Clay: With that mind control powers, it does seem really hard.

Jack takes off mask and attacks the Xiaolin Dragons. Raimundo leads Warriors of Owayki in a charge. Kimiko driving Dread Tread and fires missiles. Clay fires a storm of lava from a large bazooka. Omi looking at map. Raimundo and Kimiko look at each other. during a sunset.

The monks use Wudai Orion formation to use an Almageddon attack.

Jack: All my life, everyone I've known has taken advantage of me. Well now the only orders I follow are the Mar'illians'.
Jack is wearing lobster armor holding a reefshard. Raimundo rushes at him with a cyclance.

Screen flashes through images of characters from both shows.

Jack fires a hand of poison at Raimundo.

The Secret of the Shen-Gong-Wu.

I believe in God and have given my life to him. If you're a Christian too, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have all six Star Wars movies but don't plan on writing any Star Wars stories any time soon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have come up with something for people to copy and paste to their profiles, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that there needs to be another season of Xiaolin Showdown, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that the Chaotic TV show needs a fourth season, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal is starting to remind you of Dragon Ball Z, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music from video games and movie trailers on your Ipod, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't and don't plan on it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't and don't plan on it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever put cheese on a hot dog, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that standing out is better than fitting in, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you put other fanfiction author's stories on a flash drive to read them later, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you aggree that fanfiction.net needs to include Redakai as a category for stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect, copy and paste this to your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely sick of Fanfiction.net making you do that stupid image verification before you can freaking log in, copy and paste this to your profile out of protest.

Also, if you have made ten forums, and want to add more, but the stupid forum limit won't let you, copy and past this to your profile as a petition to raise the forum limit to at least 20. And add your username to the list. Message me so I can put your name on the list and send it to whoever runs this site. JumperCable2

If you've ever just wanted to blow something up, copy and place this on your profile.

If you wish there were more movies based on video games, copy and paste this to your profile.

Warning! If you don't copy and paste this to your profile, your shoelaces will not stay tied, rabid squirrels will invade your home, food in your refrigerator will mysteriously spoil, your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again, the wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head, and no one will talk to you at parties!

99% of teens would cry if Justin Bieber was standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump. 0.5% of teens would bring a good chair and some popcorn. And the other 0.5% would be helping to push him off. If you are one of the groups that would watch him jump or help push him off, post this to your profile!

(I would be a person helping to push him off! LOL)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, An Amine Fangirl, JumperCable2

Lucid dreaming is when you're asleep and you realize that you're dreaming when it's happening. When you stop to question the reality of your surroundings, you realize you're dreaming. I'm trying to learn how to do this myself. I'll post what instructions I've found as I find them.

If you're trying to lucid dream, copy and paste this into your profile.

This right here is something interesting

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read this, put this in you profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you will stand up for God, copy and paste this to your profile.

Homosexuality is a sin. If someone just has the desires to practice it, it's just temptation. That can't be helped. But how you act on it can be helped. God intended marriage and sex to be between a man and a woman. It's a sin to go against that. I know it's wrong to judge people based on anything, but I also know that some people need to be told that what they're doing is wrong. If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who reminds you of a character from Death Note, copy and paste this into your profile. I have an ex-girlfriend who, now that I think about it, reminds me of Misa.

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Pinky and the Brain -Extreme Dinosaurs -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (I feel old..)

You know your in the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5

10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile, and you know fell for it too

One morning, a black man entered a diner. He looked around and noticed that he was the only black person in the restaurant. He did not think much of it and sat down at a booth. Almost immediately, a white man approached the booth and said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man stood and turned to face the white man. He then said loud enough for all the restaurant to hear: "Listen sir... When I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go out in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. You sir however, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you get sick, you're GREEN. When you go out in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you're BLUE. And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down. With the stares of all the customers and employees, the white man left the diner in embarrassment.

If you're against racism, copy and paste this to your profile.

CHAIN LETTERS: YEE BE WARNED...

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Mature Eyes Only

This may make you stop and think... very true

Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,

Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Just remember God is always watching you.

The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".

Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."

90% of you won't repost this God loves you

If you've ever been in love with someone who didn't feel the same way, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Ignatuis Argetlam, Ice-make Mage Neko, Three Musketeers the candy, UltimateGamer101, JumperCable2

I don't like when people kill babies: please paste this on your profile...

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more life that will never love