Feel free to support me on Pat reon and Ko-fi! It's no big deal if you can't, but I am working two jobs and planning on going back to school soon, and while I love writing, I will make more time for it if I have a bit of an income doing it! I am trying to update all my stories once every 1-2 weeks!

Ko-fi: ko-fi. com/L3L4C4IV (without the space in the middle)

Pat reon: Pat reon .com/Anniedash (without the spaces in the middle of the link)

"After the 23rd rejection, I found myself lugging the manuscript up Madison Avenue, headed for my apartment, where I was going to dump the damned thing in the incinerator. If I had been going up the EAST side of Madison Avenue, I would probably never have become a published author. But I happened to be lugging it up the WEST side of Madison Avenue when I bumped into a long-unseen college friend, Mike McClintock. Mike said, "What are you doing these days?" I said, "I'm an unsuccessful author of children's books. What are YOU doing these days?" And Mike said, "I am an editor of children's books. We're standing right in front of my office. Why don't we step inside?" Twenty minutes later I became a legitimate author with a contract, and since that day I have always made it a point to walk up the west side of Madison Avenue."

Dr. Seuss

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

I'm twenty years old, and obviously, writing's kind of my thing. I'm currently working two jobs, and I write novels, poetry, and fanfiction whenever I find free time. I plan to go to school to become a vet tech in a couple years! I write poetry all the time, so don't be too shocked if I spit out a rhyme or two in some of my stories. :D I'm very emotional and moody, and even though I'm so empathetic that movies, books and TV shows with deaths make me cry uncontrollably, I love reading and watching them because of the emotion they convey.

I'm somewhat openly gay and identify as a lesbian. Girls are great!

I have a huge obsession with the Myers Briggs Personality Test. I scored as an INFP (the idealist). I also took an Eannagram test. I'm a 4 wing 5.

Most of my friends think I'm a tomboy. They're probably right. I'm also a huge procrastinator, probably because I'm completely ADHD, but then again, most young people can't focus on anything. I rarely get anything done on time cause I usually lose interest in the middle. Except reading and writing.

I have depression, anxiety, and Crohn's Disease. It's difficult, but manageable and if anyone actually reads my profile and PMs me about health problems, I will always reply! I used to be suicidal, so if anyone's in that dark place, I understand and will listen.

In terms of books, I read anything and everything, but books that portray deep ideas and emotion are definitely my favorites, same with movies. As for TV shows, I watch a lot of game shows, cooking shows, and shows that I find funny, like South Park and Boy Meets World. Don't be too surprised when you read my music taste: I love punk, metal, and rock (sometimes pop-rock), but Beethoven, Bach, and the likes of them will always be some of my favorites, due to playing violin for nine years.

Music: Rise Against, Green Day, Maroon 5, Nirvana, Evanescence, Michael Henry and Justin Robinett, BYU Vocal Point, The Piano Guys, Michael Jackson, Aerosmith, Metallica, Disturbed, Beatles, Rainbow, Billy Joel, Guns and Roses, Mayday Parade, Skillet, Beethoven, Back, Mozart, and Tchaikovsky

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Gospel According to Larry (by Janet Tashjian), Ender's Game (Orson Scott Card), Perks of Being a Wallflower (Stephen Chbosky), Catcher in the Rye (JD Salinger), My Sister's Keeper (Jodi Picoult), The Last Lecture (Randy Pausch)

Favorite TV Shows: Boy Meets World, Recess, Jeopardy, George Lopez,The Glee Project, America's Next Top Model, Full House, America's Got Talent, The Voice, South Park, Victorious, New Girl

Favorite Movies: Juno, Back to the Future, Apollo 13, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grease, The Jerk, Men in Black, Titanic, Shrek, anything Disney/Pixar

Favorite Celebrities: Johnny Depp, Amy Lee, Ellen Page, Kurt Cobain, and John Lennon

Favorite Couples

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Percy and Annabeth, Silena and Charles, Leo and Calypso, Zoe and Artemis

As for Zoe and Artemis, anyone familiar with Greek mythology will understand. Artemis and Orion were more than just hunting buddies, and Zoe and Artemis have been around each other for presumably hundreds of years.

The Gospel According to Larry: Josh and Beth

Ender's Game: Ender and Petra

Perks of Being a Wallflower: Charlie and Sam, Patrick and Brad

Boy Meets World: Mr. Turner and Miss Thompkins, Cory and Topanga, Cory and Shawn, Feeny and Eric

Recess: Spinelli and TJ

Victorious: Jade and Beck

South Park: Stan and Wendy

Full House: Jesse and Becky

Back to the Future: Marty and Jennifer, Marty and Doc (friendship)

Grease: Sonny and Jan

Titanic: Jack and Fabrizio SO MUCH

Real Life Couples: Adam Levine and Blake Shelton :3

Readers' Rights (I'm interested in what my English teacher's response to this would be...)

The right to read.

The right NOT to read.

The right to not finish books.

The right to skip & skim pages.

The right to reread.

The right to read banned books.

The right to mistake a book for real life.

The right to read anywhere.

The right to read aloud.

The right to fall in love with characters in books.

The right to know what everyone else is reading.

The right to have too many books.

The right to carry a book wherever you go.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you like pasting things into your Profile, Paste this into your Profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Guy or girl?

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. #dogsnotcats Only like two or three people will understand the hashtag xD
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night. Who doesn't? My feet would get cold otherwise. :(
TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
You like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 11

I guess I'm...both a guy and a girl? Idk. This kinda confirms that I really don't conform to gender stereotypes of one gender over the other.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotyping. (bold the ones you are)

I'm EMO(TIONAL), so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (true)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (true again)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*king them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (i mean yea i am gay, so accurate lol)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p*is.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I do/ did hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH P*N so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*ard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.