HEEELLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (big oprah entrance) Anywho... WELCOME!!

New Profile pic= Werehog You like?

I Update my Profile often. Every time somthing pops into my head, really...

Can I has cheesburger?

Don't Forget the Alpple Sause!!! D:

How to kill a blond: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottem of a pool.

I hang out with too many blonds, I think it's starting to rub off...

Shadow: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MY FANS??!!!??

Sonic: I dunno, shads, I kinda' I agree with them...

Shadow: On what?

Sonic: That you're so sexy *drools*

INTRODUCING SCOURGE THE AMAZING GRASS-STAIN!!!

Scurge: Hey, I'm the green blur, and...That's not funny!!!

LOOK! It's a snake, I'm Gonna catch it!

Look! It's an aligator, let's sit on it's back!!

Look! It's the most dangerous Animal in the world... a Taliban terrorist...
let's poke it with a stick!!

THIS HAPPENED 9/1/11, which is today and it was TEN MINETS AGO:
(yes, I actually know Jamie, this was a JOKE her and my neibor did)

Your Doorbell rings. You answer your door and see a 5foot tall teen with black hair, a mop and a crazed look in her eyes. Her name is Jamie, as the tag on her shorts reads. Her long, black hair is in a pony-tail behind her head and she weres a red T, yellow Basket-Ball shorts and no shoes.

You open your mouth to say somthing, but are cut off as she asks "I wash yowr ca??" (typed like it was said)

Her strange voice sounds dirranged and you stutter in confusion "W-wash my car??" You look, seeing she only has a Mop, no bucket, no sponge. "What do you mean? You don't-"

You are cut off again as she runs to your car yelling "I wash yo ca like dis'!!!" she gets to your car and extends the wet mop to the bumper and wipes it back and forth "See? It go swish-swish!!!"

"Wha-wa, that's not how you wash a car!!!" you yell.

She turns twords you "Bu-but I'm so superficial, an' meh mop's all wet!!!"

Find me:

Youtube, Diviantart, AND Quizzaz as Bloom5902

Poptropica (yes i STILL play this X3) as Brave Ant. Looks like Sonic the Werehog. Dressed in werewolf costume (lacking ears), Skull T, Blue pants, somtimes with bandana red electric guitar or bat follower. Blue mullet with skull earrings, skin same color as Sonic's blue fur. Currently Using 'Guliverize' (makes you 2X taller/bigger).Using ' Can somtimes be perverted in chatrooms... ^^' (emoticon things do bad stuff to my brain... I met this other charicter wolf and 'bosted' behind her. eh heh heh...)

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Like my stories or just wanna chat? Add me on Skype as bloom.kc

I am on often and I have chatted w/ the infamous Mardic + friends!!! X3 (Allie Triv. and other guy idk. lol)

About me:

Total Sonic geek and story writer! Owner of six Sonic the Hedgehog games, Sonic Select #4, one Sonic the Hedgehog Archie Comic, seven plushes: eight inch Sonic, Silver, Shadow, and Super Sonic, Medium Sonic Plush, Large Christmas Knuckles Plush and Carnaval sise Sonic. Doodles Sonic in spare time and often story - tells to friends w plushes. Loves making stop-motion pictures with Sonic and Shadow 3 inch figurs (mainly Dane Cook focased XD). Loves making animations w/ and windows live movie maker. Travels out of state often with parent's buisness or flys alone to visit Grandparents. Lover of SonicX, and relys fully on spell check to save her butt.

Favorite and Least Favorite Sonic Couples:

FAVORITES:

Regular: Sonic/Blaze, Sonic/Sally, Shadow/Rouge, Knuckles/Rouge, Tails/Cosmo, Bunnie/Antoine

Yaoi: Most favorite:Sonadow
Will go for nearly anything but dose not chase after any other couples.
Mostly Loves SXSXSXM (sonic, shadow, silver, mephilies)

LEAST FAVORITES:

Regular: Anything to do with Amy. (personally, I hate her and all the stupid couples concerning her. I WILL NOT under ANY sercomstances read/look at art with XAmy) Anything with Nights, that gene-thing that I don't really remember. SonicXEliese *shudder* (but will ocasionally go for it, if the story is good) Anything other Rouge than Shadow or Knuckles. TailsXCream I honestly think cream is too young, and Even in the older version storys, it just dosn't set with me well. St. JhonXSally NO, Sally belongs to Sonic, you player!!

Yaoi: Any Charicter XEggman, it's just too wierd... But will read somtimes or a laugh. Sonic/Knuckles It's just too un-fitting, but will look at art (not stories) occasionally. Tails/any Even Sonails, I just can't stand those stories, but I do think the art can be cute!! VectorXany I just can't see him gay...

I only havev one thng left to say... PINGAS!!

Animations:

Sonadow Story

Sonic Run Animation

FAKER!

Sonic The Wrehog Howl

Sonic- Greenhill Zone

Epic SonicX Moment

Are you-crazy??

Story updates:

Sonic and the Dark Serpent:12 Chapters, uncompleat

A Faker's Valentine: 6 Chapters posted, 18 chapters written

Do or Die: Prolauge only, uncompleat

The Cherry Blossom Tree: 1 chapter, uncompleat

Sonic Poetry: 3 poems, ongoing

Fancharicter list:

Bloom the wolf (listed in 0 stories)
Alex the Hedgewolf (listed in 0 stories)
Kyler the Fox (listed in Kyler Boy or Beast?)
Isabella the Fox (listed in 0 stories)
Star the Fox (listed in Kyler Boy or Beast)
Komara the King Cobrah (listed inSonic and the Dark Serpant)
Agar the Golden Hawk (listed inSonic and the Dark Serpant)

(more info later)

If you've ever read a fic summary and laughed out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Mario is overrated, copy and paste this into your profile.

You yell; ‘Oh no not Chris Thorndyke AGAIN!!’ While watching Sonic X, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look up sonadow to purposefully make yourself twitchy post this on your profile.

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From Chibi Seme to Bada* Uke, you're sure to have your type here. Don't know which Uke or Seme you are? Check out the descriptions to find your perfect match.

Flaming Uke - Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well.

Chibi Seme - You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance.

Opportunist Seme - You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a little harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway.

Clueless Uke - You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. But you'll be happy anyway, because ignorance is bliss.

Sadistic Seme - It takes a special kind of uke to handle the punishment you dish out. After all, it's no fun if they don't struggle.

Dramatic Uke - You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.

Romantic Seme - Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, who can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature.

Innocent Uke - Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke. You just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears.

Bada* Uke - Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges.

Don't F With Me Seme - Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, you tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits.

What is Success?
Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is success?
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
To earn the appretiation of honest critics
and enure the betrayal of false freinds;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;
TO know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;
This is to have succeded.