Welcome to The Chat Marauders!

We're a group of a bunch of girls and one guy, and we might just be insane. Together, we enjoy spending our time managing mischief and writing crack pairings you wouldn't believe! We met on a 'popular social media site' on a page administrated by two of our very own members! There, we connected over our love of crack pairings and decided to talk some more. So, we created a group and started to talk. Now, we're great friends who love to write crack together... Because that's totally normal! :) All in all, there's Talon, Pawler, Vixen, Tufty, Button, Twitch, Flipper, Flame and Feather!

Hi! I'm Feather! I'm a proud Slytherin! My personal account here on fanfiction is under the name 'Mudblood Queen'. You may have heard of me, but probably not. I do much more reading than writing. I love to write, but I suck at smut. So if you ever read some smut under this account and it's terrible, you'll know that I'm the one who wrote it. I love to write angsty, dark fics (If you've read my WIP 'A Second Chance' you'll know that), so you'll probably see that certain passion mirrored in a lot of my works. Hope you enjoy everything you read by us! Buh-bye!

Hello there! It's Talon! You may know me as OtakuKatie - or not! I've loved Harry Potter since as long as I remember, and I'm proud to be a Ravenclaw! My name Talon comes from my patronus form - which is the eagle! I've been told I'm pretty good at smut, and often end up writing the 'happy endings' of the fics! Some of my favorite characters are Luna, Katie Bell, and Dumbledore. :) I'm a Starkid and occasional anime geek, and just an all around nerd! Nice to meet you!

Vixen here! I'm the fox of the group, obviously. A Ravenclaw who loves snakes, and online-engaged to my favorite ferret, Twitch. I refuse to believe my fellow marauders when they tell me I'm good at smut, so you'll have to see for yourselves. I'm a huge musical theater nerd, as well as a die-hard Potterhead and Starkid. I even rushed for tickets to see Darren Criss during his three-week Broadway run. Well worth it! I love my fellow Chat Marauders. I hope you enjoy our randomness!

HEY THERE PEOPLE. I go by Flipper around these parts. (C.N.B. elsewhere) I suppose I'm just the less-innocent-than-I-seem Hufflepuff in the group. But that's okay, because we all love and compliment each other so nicely! I love Harry Potter, Starkid, Nerdfighteria, writing, and the caps lock button. My patronus is a dolphin--Why else would I be nicknamed Flipper, really? Get your mind out of the gutter--but don't judge me yet! I can be a snarky, witty little thing when I want to be. I'll also probably be the one to throw in fluff wherever I can. As for our group...We met and clicked instantly. We should have no problem enertaining you. ENJOY! (;

Hey ya'll I'm Tufty! I'm the obsessive OCD and ADD one that love to disturb my fellow marauders. :P I'm currently a proud Ravenclaw, but Pottermore may change that. I'm waiting to see! I'm a major nerd. I love music and theater, and I love to be in the center of things. As I said, I am a NERD. Self and friend proclaimed nerd. I think I'm okay with the smut. Not great, but okay. I'm not as comfortable with the guy on guy smut, which definitely shows in my writing. I will write it, but it doesn't turn out as good. Oh I am a DEFINITE Starkid! I love it. I love how we all just love eachother and are so comfortable with eachother. I WAS engaged to Talon... until she told me she was already married and she broke my heart *tear* WELL hope you enjoy our crazy crack!

Hey lovelies, I ish Pawler. Why Pawler? Cause I'm half deer half wolf of course! I'm an awkward child(who happens to be a Slytherin) and can't write smut to save my life. (Personal opinion) I ship Dramione and Drarry of course, and am a Nerdfighter! I'm pretty active too, adore Krav Maga and swim. Um, I don't think I can write very well but I give it my best shot! Starkid for LYFE. By the way, I'm a HUUUUUUGE music fan and can say in all honesty that I would disintegrate without it. It's fantastical. (I cannot believe I just typed like that) Anyways! I'm a huge animal lover and I love each and everyone of these guys dearly. Its amazing what a single love of something can do ne? I can proudly say that although we live quite far apart, its amazing how close we've become over the past couple days. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE ULTIMATE AWKWARD CHILDREN! :D

Hallo, Ich heisse Twitch! I'm a proud Slytherin! Well, kind of. Most tests I take say I'm Slytherin, with Gryffindor close in the running. It's sick, really. Well, it's interesting enough to say that I'm the only male in this entire group! Yes. Yes I am. And Of all things, I prefer slash. Hehe. I love music. It's what inspires me to write and draw. I like Wrock, Indie Pop/rock, Alternative, Jazz, Metal, Screamo annnd Techno! Yes. Quite broad, is it not? Anyway, I am also a proud Potterhead and Starkid! As well as Nerdfighter, but who could guess that? I dunno. Not me. My favorite characters of all time in Harry Potter would be Draco Malfoy and Harry himself. That would be my favorite pairing, too. Don't shoot! Anyhow, I just hope you enjoy our wonderful crack! :D

HEY! I'm Button! I'm the fennec fox of the group :D I, at the moment, am a proud Ravenclaw with some very Slytherin qualities. I am quite awkward and most likely the worst writer of the group. I love music; indie rock, alternative, blah blah blah... Just not country, jazz or popish stuff c: I'm very bad at writing these kinds of things soooooo... I LOVE ALL THE OTHER MARAUDERS AND SUCH. Ok... bai nao c:

Ahoy. I'm Flame, the lonely kid that lives in Iceland. As you could maybe guess, my Patronus would most likely be a dragon. The other Marauders also call me Puff. Puff the Magical Dragon. I'm a Slytherin and quite proud of it. I like sleeping, drawing, Harry Potter and computer games. I do not like cellphone batteries, rubber ducks, uncomfortable headphones and most people. I mostly listen to Metal, Rock and Dubstep. I honestly think I'd die without music. I love the other Marauders more than I love my IRL friends, because those guys are amazing. My goal in life is to be happy. Nothing more, nothing less. I also believe the only thing you will ever regret is denying who you really are. ENOUGH RAMBLING. Fair winds, lads and lasses.