UPDATE: Changed my username because I felt like it. :P

Hullo,

I'm here to have some fun messing around with the dumb ideas that pop up in my head throughout the day.

My stories aren't really meant to make you think or anything serious like that, they're more of some cheap thrill you can read when you are waiting for other authors to update their stuff, ahah.

So if you like it review it, and if you don't well you can do it too, just don't be harsh. Just cause the internet has desensitized you, it doesn't mean I don't have feelings! :D Thanks and enjoy what few if any I have.

Small tidbits about me: Female, 5' 5", lazy ass, performer, and local badass. ;]

Things I like: Reading, drinking, Reddit, partying, being a vegetable, playing video games.

Things I don't like: Jäger, slow internet, grapefruits, douchebags, not knowing what time it is, winter.

Disclaimer: Any and all characters used from any anime/manga series are not my property and I have no intent of selling or distributing them for financial gain.

My updates are sporadic, I know, and that sucks major balls, but I try!

Note about PUD:
For all the readers saying that the whole Naruto "He/She" thinking is confusing them, I am sorry but I am not gonna change his thinking. If you were a man for 20 years and all of a sudden had a involuntary body change you woudldnt think yourself all of a sudden as a female, would you? You'd have some confusion as to the whole body figure image and the like but your brain configuration mostly stay the same, they'd just be slightly confused. At least thats how I took it, and it bothers me when I read certain stories and his thinking all of sudden changes, so Imma stick to my guns and be the grumpy author on this one. Also, I did mention in like the first two chapters if there was a preference, and people mentioned that they didn't mind Naruto thinking of himself as naturally a man soo...you had a chance! Ahahah, also remember that Madara is obviously going to think of Naruto in female format, so perhaps I'll just have to address that better...

But who knows, maybe a few weeks from now I'll change my opinion and re-calibrate the whole story, 'tis the fickle mind of the lazy author! :P