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 greetings fellow humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name :none of i go with the name LilyLunaPayne Age: Guess: i am on this site aren't I? Best Friend : Lily and read her stories at http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3024687/Lily_Luna_Di_Angelo Fav HP Characters: Dobby, Lily Luna , Lily Evans , Severus , Sirius , Remus , Teddy, James , James Sirius , Ginny,Fred and George, Molly ,Luna , Albus P, Dumbledore Fav PJO Characters: Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, Artemis, Sally, Silena, Hades if u think dobby shouldn't have dies copy and paste this to ur profile if u think JK Rowling should write a book about lily and james copy and paste if u think JK Rowling should write a book for there kids copy and paste The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. YOU KNOW YOU`RE A POTTERHEAD WHEN YOU HOPE SOMEONE WILL LOVE YOU THE WAY SNAPE LOVED LILY. Q: What do Harry and Hermione have in commun? A: They both have a thing for redheads. THE STORIES WE LOVE BEST LIVE IN US FOREVER... J.K ROWLING YOU KNOW YOU`RE A POTTERHEADB WHEN YOU BACK TO A MUGGLE SCHOOL AFTER OBSESSING OVER HARRY POTTER ALL SUMMER AND FEEL LIKE YOU DONT BELONG. If you personally think you are a demigod, copy and paste this into your profile! I am a demigod! I AM! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. (It does...) You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.(More than once ) You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. (Done that...) You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events(yup last night a PJO and harry potter crossover ) You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Ares, Athena, Hermes) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!) You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (I seriously think about this. Apollo would love me. Ask anyone, we're exactly the same!) You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that) You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Didn't see it. Seemed to wrong, and I would get kicked out of the theather for yelling at the screen) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon i luv water or hermes even though i like athena ) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person) You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!) You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Nico! (I love you Nico, I always will!) You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Already Have!) You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously) Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Apollo!) You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book.(duh) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list. You call yourself a demigod.(I am! No matter what you say!) You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp) When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollon (it could happen!) The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. I promise to remember The Stolls when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember Bekendorf whenever I see someone working metal. I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Michael Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams. I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games. I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames. I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos whenever I see someone go against the odds. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already My Boy Side: You love hoodies. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Total:8 Girl Side You love to shop You love the movies. (Meh... No where near as good as books!) Total:9 PREP You own a cell phone. Total:3 GOTHIC Black is one of your favourite colors Total:1 PUNK You can skateboard Total:1 GEEK X You love the computer. Total:7 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl Total:0 HARDCORE//SCENE X You like loud music. Total:1 Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. percy jackson 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? green 3. Your first initial? A 4. Your month of birth?April 5. Which color do you like more, black or white?White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.Lily 7. Your favorite number? 23 8. Do you like California or Florida more? california 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). it is a secret THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person he is a character is a book !!!!!!!!!!! 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are Conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.tats me Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. i guess yeh L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. but i want true luv July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. ) 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. yup 6. This person is your best friend. OMG yes 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 23's good or i will not be able to keep track 8. If you choose. California: You like adventure.yes !!!!!!!!!!!! Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.yeh i dont like to hurt them Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.super 1-Percy 2-Poseidon 3-Annabeth 4-Athena 5-Nico 6-Thalia 7-Zeus 8-Hades 9-Artemis 10-Hestia 11-Conner 12-Demeter 1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Athena ... i think she is more pretty than hot 2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant they hide there love with hate 3. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Poseidon and Thalia no way 4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Nico/Artemis Nico/Hestia none 5. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Thalia Walks in on Poseidon and Demeter Thalia will run out of the room 6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Hestia and Annabeth ? maybe Hestia Giving Annabeth Visions When She was Younger 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Percy and Hades no ! 8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose a song about DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Nico ? i forgot 10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? Thalia i am a girl 11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).” Percy and Zeus (ew) are in a happy relationship until until Artemis runs of with annabeth(huntress here ). Percy brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Conner and a brief unhappy affair with Demeter than follows the wise advice of Nico (as if ) and finds true luv with Annabeth YAY 12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happpens? Athena invites annabeth and hades to dinner . so tha they have a discussion about Percy Athena and Hades against Annabeth 13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Artemis tries to get Nico to a yoga class nope she hates boys 14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction? Poseidon and Zeus making out and Hestia walks in wrong on sooooooooo many levels 15. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? Percy arrives late for Poseidon and hestia's wedding ? could happen and he was making out with Annabeth 16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? Athena jumps you in a dark alleywayand annabeth her daughter rescues me 17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? Percy! the world will drown 18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Zeus kidnaps Annabeth and demands nico to break up with Thalia for her release 19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Hestia challenges Athena no idea If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock,cullendrive, AlexandraCullen, Myself4994, BerryEbilBunny Peace Love Percabeth, LunaBeth203, Mrs.PercyPotter,PJO1998 (\)_(/) If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". now u have two choices repost this or ignore it and if u do ignore it means u are heartless Read, so sad. Month one Month Two Month Three Month Four Month Five Month Six Month Seven Every Abortion Is Just . . . BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 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If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ: British You drink a lot of tea. You know what a brolly is. Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. You wanted Alex to win X Factor. You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." Fish and Chips are yummy You can eat a Full English Breakfast. You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. Its football.. not ... soccer. Total: 6 Australian You wear flip flops all year You call flip flops thongs not flip flops You love a backyard barbie. You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach. Sometimes you swear without realizing. You're a sports fanatic. (NO!) You are tanned. You're a bit of a bogan. You have an australian something Total: 3 Italian The Sopranos is a great show. Your last name ends in a vowel. Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces. You know how a real meatball tastes. You know Italian songs. You have darkish hair. You speak SOME Italian. You are under 5'10''. Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world. You talk with your hands Total: 2 Spanish You say member instead of remember. You speak Spanish You like tacos. You know what a Puta is You talk fast. You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. You know what platanos are. You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero Total: 2 Russian You say villain as: Vee-lon. You have more than one vodka bottle in your house You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi You know of somebody named Natasha. You don't get cold easily. You get into contests all the time. You can make do with the cold weather. You love listening to trance Total: 1 Polish Your parents let you drink You know what a pizda is You have Pierogi at least once a week People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish People randomly call you their best friend (and vice versa) You have made/know what pisanki are You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup Total: 0 Irish You think beer is the best. You have a bad temper. Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly. You have blue or green eyes. You like the color green. You have been to a St. Paddys day party. You have a family member from Ireland. (family member? My whole freaking family is Irish! My mom came here from Ireland!) You have/had freckles. Your family get togethers always include drinking. You have an odd love of leprechauns You have four leaf clovers Total: 0 Asian You have slanty/small eyes. You eat rice a lot. You are good at math. You have played the piano. You have family from Asia. You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. Most people think you're Chinese. You have glasses/contacts. You call hurricanes typhoons. You go to Baulko. You play Handball more than once a week You know what DDR is Total: 3 German You like bread. You think American Chocolate is good. You Speak some German. You know what Schnitzel is. You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. You went to Pre-school. You're over 5'10". You know the real meaning of "Fag". You make pretty words sound scary. You enjoy watching the military. You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany. Total: 3 Canadian You like to ride 4 wheelers. You love beer. You say eh. You know what poutine is. You speak french You love Tim Horton's. (IT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!) At one point you lived in a farm house. You watch/watched Degrassi. You play/ played hockey or watch it. You know who Massari is. Total: 2 French You like french toast. You love wine. 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You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses! You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is. You can eat really good spicy food! You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home. You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St. You have any sort of ATN channel. You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is. You love eating Tandoori Chicken. You have relatives you've never even heard of. Total: 4 EGYPTIAN: You are smart in math or science Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers. All you eat is kabab and kofta Your parents have one car that's a Toyota Your house actually does not smell like food. You have like 67890 middle name. Total: 5 Native You have been to a pow wow You have a native name You are more than a quarter native You know what tribe your ancestors were in You have painted your face like a warrior You have been to a native exhibit out of school You play/played lacrosse You have eaten salmon total: 1 Scottish You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent one of your family members has an accent you actually don't mind bagpipes Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere you've heard the song "Scotland the brave" no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings any team playing England is your best friend you have tried haggis you drink tap water you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura" total: 3 New Zealand you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there you know what a barbie is you hate aussies you know what an 'aussie' is you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps you know what L&P is and you like it! total: 1 I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these. ／l、 Holy crap, Its CROOKSHANKS! 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