hey! so this is my profile! ive only written 18 stories so please review and read, sorry if the chapter keeps repeating its my computer that wont let me update cuz its really old!! well at least 6 maybe 7 years old!!

any way check it out and stuff and add me or something! p.s- please review!!!!! :) thnx if you did!!! I love to read and write! do you?

today, august 17th i shot a bow and arrow, twice! i didnt get a bullseye or even hit the target, it just flew over it! and i didnt get hurt! i'm so excited!

omg! i got a bullseye! i shot it and got a bullseye!!!

Hi people!!! i got a poll somewhere up there please do it!!! ok, recently i've been obsessed with the tangled song mother knows best (the reprise). i'm only saying this so i can get it off my mind to focus on my stories. so yea, add me do something! :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma Sota Balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the midddle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hey, for those people who LOVE my stories i need help to write more, 'cuz if i don't get help i will need to quit writing FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i need your help. i will create a poll and a OC contest. thank you people who voted!!!!!!!!!!

Hey everyone thanks for voting! i came up with Samarah who comes into either Harry Potter or My Babysitters A Vampire. i willl put up 2 new polls soon! thnx 4 voting!

Hiya everyone! ok, so i posted a new story about a cutter it's my first one so be nice! it's called 'Just Another Hesseffer.' the title is actually a title for the chapter. i think.

Ok, so I haven't been on in a while, please don't yell at me. just try and wait until I post other stories!

Peace and Thanks!- Moonfan4eva

Ok, Samarah will be in my first ever The Goonies fanfiction!!! it's gonna comeo ut soon!! please read it!!!

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and ask "What's your problem?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"Watching you..."

FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: Walks past you and says "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will you if your okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say "Ha ha loser."

FRIENDS: Will offer you their soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their unbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and shouts "Run Run."

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr and Mrs and grandpa, by grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff then tell you "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life story..

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd butts if they left you.

FRIENDS:Will knock on your door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME".

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this stuff!

Hey, Moonfan4eva here. A little late notice, yes. But, I now know how to make chapters! so now I can update stories!!! Carry on.

If someone shoots you, and I have enough time to jump in front of it, you have enough time to move out of the way. -

"You built up a world of magic because your real life is tragic..." Paramore

BACK OFF ladies. Spencer Reid (from Criminal Minds) is MINE! Mine. You hear me? MINE!!!

"You better build your house brick by boring brick, or the wolf's gonna blow it down..." Paramore

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

FUNNY JOKE TIME!!!

Q- A blond walked into the bar 'Ouch!' Figure out the rest.

A- she walked into a metal bar.

Q- Santa, a dumb blond, and a smart blond are walking. they see a five dollar bill. who get's it first?

A- Santa's not real, smart blonds aren't real, and the dumb blond thought it was a gum wrapper so she kept walking.

that's it for today!! thank you!! eat pickles on toads!

-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.
-See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars.
-See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names.
-See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always.
-See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped.
-See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him.
-See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body.
-See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way.
-See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams.
-See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia.
-See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left.
-See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand.
-See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day.
-See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.
-See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills.
-See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
-See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home

Don't Judge.

Hey, moonfan4eva here!!! I have a question for y'all. Do you guys think that all my characters are Mary-Sue's? PM me and let me know. THANK-YOU!!!!

P.S- I'm about to (or already did) update my Criminal Minds story.

Calling me Fake won't make you Real.

Calling me unTalent wont you Talented.

Calling me Ugly won't make you Pretty.

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95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick

If your a teen who LOVES disney channel, copy and paste this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste

Well. I hope my progile well explains me. If you would like to know more... STALKERS!!!!!!

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you click the elevator button a thousand times even if you know it won't make it come any faster copy this into your profile.

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak

"Oh no! Now it just says QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ." "It means your thumb is on the Q key, sir." -Mr Monogram and Carl from Phineas and Ferb.

HEY, YA'LL. I just posted a new story (if this comes out late, then 2/20/12). Please read it. IT'S A SMURFY STORY!!!!!!! Get it? No? Kay. Bye.

Heeeyy!!!!! So, just updated The Horror of Me. Don't worry! I'll change the title and let you know in the summary!!!!! Continue.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. (P.S- I found this on a random site. don't be ashamed of stupidity. EMBRACE IT!!!! :D)

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If you like the song Take Care by Drake and Rihanna, copy and paste this on your profile.

Love. LOve. LOVe. LOVE. It's an amazing thing.

5 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR MOM

1. Sing lyrics to pop music at the top of your lungs.

2. Tell yuor mom you made a maceroni bat with her bra's.

3. Say, 'Mom? Why are your thongs in my dresser?' and dangle them around.

4. Ask your mom where the tampons are at... in the middle of the super bowl party.

5. Ask your mom where her pride is

Hey, guys!!!!! Moonfan4eva here. Just saying, I may change my name to For3ver Yours and my BFF is on this site now, and her name is Venus Martin.She hasn't written any stories yet, but please go check her out. She is AWESOME!!!!!!!!! AND I TELL DA TRUTH!!!!!!!! She may stink a bit (her words, not mine) but any corrections and critiques are fine. But NO profanity. Why? CAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!! Venus Martin I SAID SO, TOO!!!!!! LOL. Luv u all!!!! Venus Martin: Me, too!!!!

Okay. First, Venus Martin changed her name to Lifetimeoflaughs. Second, I LOVE THE A TEAM BY ED SHEERAN! Here's the link if you want to listen to it (Which, I recommend You should. Just don't watch the video. It's sad.):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWcs5H-qgQ&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLhj6zmrikWht6vVxosDcKnw

LISTEN TO ED SHEERAN, OR I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! JK. But, seriously. Listen to the dang song.

NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird.
MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires.
MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight!
MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means.
MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems.
MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth
MBAV FANS: Will scream and take out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter.
MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah.