Hi I’m Meghan.

I love Percy Jackson and I wish that was the really world.

I also love Transformers!!!!! I find it so awsome!!!!

I have a 2 dogs, a pitty named Dallas, and a chiweenie named Zeus. Two red eyed sliders named Xavier and Leonardo and a dwarf hamster named Penny

'Differences' people(pics)

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Dalton-http:///albums/z336/PercyJackson1269/?action=viewt=199362_213776175306461_100000222405855_937948_6071995_n.jpg

Mike and Catherine- http:///editorial_images/14/boy-girl-prom-280x280.jpg

Tony-http:///WI/223/1738/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1738R-8294.jpg

Lauren-http:///thumbs/12/41/autumn,beautiful,blue,brown,closed,closed,eye,eye,face,flowers,girl,hair,lovely,nice,portrait,sad,teen,wild,woman,-12416821b5a06bbd230f34e2825d6fec_m.jpg

Samantha(Sam)-http:///images/teen.jpg

Jace-http:///croydonloony/AlexQ.jpg

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else:Percabeth.)

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo :))

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot)

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!\

33 Things Im not Allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood

1. I am not allowed to rent out Chiron for pony rides at children’s birthday parties, no matter how much the kids would “Absolutely love him“.

2. Nor am I allowed to rent out the pegusi, as they are not fond of the idea.

3.The Party Ponies are not to be invited to any form of get together. No it doesn’t matter if they are very literally ‘party animals’.

4. Putting black hair die in the shampoo of the Aphrodite cabin is not a form of amusement.

5. Nor is shaving their heads in their sleep.

6. Percy is not a merman, therefore I am not to spread such rumors around camp.

7. No we’re not going to check.

8. Nico doesn’t cut himself.

9. No we’re not going to check that either.

10. Dionysus is not an alcoholic, and I am not to sign him up for rehab.

11. I can’t tell him that too much wine will kill him either, because not only is he a god, but he is the god of wine.

12. I am not allowed to bedazzle the Hade’s cabin’s clothes, as this is not funny and will result in my death.

13. Nor may I “Add some colour” to the Hade’s cabin.

14. The sons of Aphrodite are not gay.

15. No I may not ask them.

16. Nor may I test this theory.

17. I am no longer permitted on Olympus, as the gods do not enjoy being called my “Home Dogs” or any other various creative names I may or may not have called them.

18. I am not permitted to tell the new campers that the climbing wall is entirely safe, conveniently forgetting to tell them that lava pours from the top.

19. Nor may I tell them that Thursday is ‘Hug a Child of Ares Day’.

20. I am not to tell the new campers that if they solve the Labyrinth they will find the Goblin City and David Bowie the Goblin King, as this is completely false.

21. I am not to make unnecessary trips to the Underworld to visit Cerberus, as he is not my pet and Nico does not enjoy dragging me back once a week.

22. Nor is angering the Furies a sport, and it is not to be put in the minds of the new campers that it is.

23. I am not allowed to teach Tyson the appropriate times to say “That’s what she said.” or any other “dirty words” or phrases.

24. Yes it’s still considered “dirty” if they’re in Greek.

25. During colour war, it is not okay to give Nico the idea that summoning the dead to assist our team is by any means “okay”.

26. I am not allowed to invite Apollo to Camp Halfblood for monthly “Poetry Readings”.

27. I am not permitted to “conveniently misplace” the other campers Ritalin, as camp is already exciting enough without ninety plus ADHD teenage half gods all wielding swords arrows and spears and lacking medication.

28. Nor am I allowed to replace their Ritalin with chocolate, or conveniently forget to take my own.

29. If I make so much as one more trip to the Underworld to visit my “BFF Hades” he has Zeus’s full permission to obliterate me on spot.

30. I am to stay far away from Tyson, as he is gullible and will believe anything I tell him.

31.Throwing pebbles into the pit of Tartarus just to see if I can hear it when they hit the bottom is not an acceptable way to pass time.

32. Poke the sleeping hydra with a stick is not a sport, and the new recruits at camp are not to participate in it.

33. I am not to tell the other campers that there is a book report on War and Peace due in two weeks just to see them freak out because we all have dyslexia.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."
16. You have hooked your family and friends as well
17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."
18. You make it a point to drink coffee black
19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween
20. You reference NCIS in your homework
21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'ma VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for his freedom

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for his number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

"borrowed" from tonyandziva4ever

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.)you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.)You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

squeak unnoticable, go over to him and give him a big hug him!!!!!

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Probably want to be my guardian cause i get in all sorts of messes

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Bee probablylistens to everything but screamo

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

kinda...lol...kinda me in more stories

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

be calm on the outside but freaking out on the inside

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

BUMBLEBEE!!!!

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

lol dancing

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Magatron

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Singing and doing the tango

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Fight, like always!!

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

probably Prowl cause he glitches all the time, lol maybe i like him them

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream or how i like to say Stars-cream

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

lol like 2

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

favorite one would be Ironhide/Chromia

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

oh ya!!! well that and kick ass

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

2009 Chevy Comero, Green with black racing stripes!!

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee!!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

The Autobots!!!!!

You know you are addicted to The Transformers when:

1) You write fanfiction about TFs.

2) You read fanfiction about TFs.

3) You watch/have watched different cartoon series of TFs.

4) You love to sing the classic TFs cartoon opening theme.

5) You have now started watching the latest cartoon: Transformers Prime... and are now hooked!

6) You have bought TFs DVDs/videos.

7) You own a mass collection of TFs figures/toys/memorabilia, old and/or new, and have them ALL in your room.

8) You own a collection of TFs comics and stash them somewhere safe.

9) You think of TFs at least once during the day.

10) You had a dream about characters from TFs.

11) You start using TFs terminology when speaking/thinking (e.g. 'slag', 'sonofaglitch', 'frag' etc).

12) You keep up to date on TFs news/cartoons/movies/comics and merchandise.

13) You see a pink/red hued liquid/drink in a transparent glass and think/pretend it's energon.

14) You wish a character/s from the TFs were real so you can talk to and be friends with them.

15) You have the Autobot/Decepticon insignia tattooed on yourself.

16) You buy any item of clothing/accessory with an Autobot/Decepticon insignia or TF character printed on it and wear it proudly.

17) You think of your car as an Autobot.

18) You christen your car the name of an Autobot because it looks similar to them.

19) You think of Soundwave whenever you see a blue and white/silver coloured CD/cassette player.

20) You are reminded of Bumblebee whenever you see a Volkswagen Beetle on the street (especially if it's yellow).

21) You think one (or more) of the TFs is good-looking (mainly for girls but if you're a boy then I guess that's… okay :/)

22) You role-play conversations between TFs characters.

23) You quote one-liners/speeches from the cartoons/movies repeatedly.

24) You pretend to be one of the TFs characters.

25) You attempt to make a costume of one of the TFs characters.

26) You have participated in a cosplay wearing a costume of one of the TFs characters.

27) You show up at BotCon and jump around in pure excitement like a kid in a candy store.

28) You bring up the topic of TFs in a conversation.

29) You have 'googled' the TFs and researched into it and its characters.

30) You try sketching a picture of one of the TFs characters.

31) You draw comics for TFs.

32) You have bought the Optimus Prime Voice Changer helmet and used it.

33) You immediately dislike a person when they bad-mouth the TFs.

34) You have the slightest interest in most/any TFs-related thing just because it has the word 'Transformers' in it.

35) You have a TFs image as a background on your computer/laptop/mobile phone/notebook.

36) You have downloaded/bought the soundtrack played in the movies.

37) You have suddenly watched numerously more episodes than your older sibling/s who have watched it before you.

38) You somehow find that your family members are similar to TFs characters in personality.

39) You create OCs who are TFs.

40) You download TFs mod skins for 'The Sims 2'.

41) You make videos using clips of TFs episodes and upload them on Youtube.

42) You upload episodes of the TFs on Youtube.

43) You watch TFs episodes on Youtube.

44) You excessively watch videos made for TFs on Youtube and never get tired of it.

45) You hate it that there was not enough satisfactory airtime of TFs in the 2007 movie and are annoyed at Michael Bay as a result.

46) You look forward to watching the movie set to release in 2011... even though the last two were scrap.

47) You love to make fun of the TFs characters for their individual traits.

48) You call other people the names the Decepticons use (i.e. 'fleshbag', 'fleshling', organic' etc).

49) You watch TFs episodes over and over again and never get tired of it.

50) You feel nostalgic whenever you watch a memorable episode of TFs.

51) You tell little kids that babies come from Vector Sigma.

52) You stand behind your favourite TFs character and support/favour him/her no matter what. In fact, you're completely obsessed with this character. Like, stalker obsessed.

53) You get irritated when you miss an episode of TFs on TV.

54) You have recorded episodes of TFs and keep them forever.

55) You have bought and played a TFs video game; you now own the very latest one: War For Cybertron... and it's totally awesome!

56) You can list most of the characters' names in the TFs by heart.

57) You wonder how Optimus Prime looks like without his battle mask on.

58) You go to lengths to search for an episode of TFs on the internet when you can't find it elsewhere.

59) You have written mainly TFs fanfiction.

60) You have made friends with people who also love TFs.

61) You are still watching the cartoon above the targeted audience age.

62) You draw chibi versions of TFs around your notes.

63) Someone tells you that you are obsessed with TFs.

64) You find yourself day-dreaming about TFs.

65) You find yourself day-dreaming about a scenario involving TFs with maybe you in it.

66) You use a TFs name/anything related to TFs in your username/penname/email address.

67) You name your cat Ravage.

68) You see a grey bucket and think of Megatron.

69) You wonder how TFs would look like if they were human.

70) You add 'scream' at the end of the nursery rhyme 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.

71) You try to play the TFs opening theme on the piano/keyboard.

72) You compose/buy the TFs opening theme on your mobile/cell phone.

73) You have a poster/s of TFs stuck on your bedroom wall.

74) You can't help but say "Transform and roll out!" every time you and your family get into the car.

75) Every time a semi truck/any big truck/fire truck drives past you, you point and shout "It's Optimus Prime!"/think of Optimus Prime.

76) A foldout bed is considered a Transformer to you.

77) You dress up as a TF for Halloween.

78) You join a forum dedicated to TFs.

79) You have bought TFs trading cards and play with them.

80) You imagine TFs characters' voices in your head.

81) You place TFs stickers on your possessions.

82) You buy a bumper sticker saying 'My other car is an Autobot'.

83) You have TFs decorated bed sheets.

84) You think a plane in the sky is a Seeker/Conehead/Arialbot.

85) You add a TFs emoticon/s to use in an online conversation.

86) You buy TFs stationary and use them without shame.

87) You take a 'Which Autobot/Decepticon are you?' test on the Internet.

88) You search for TFs images on the internet.

89) You grieve/mourn for Optimus' death...s.

90) Linkin Park's songs always reminds you of the TFs.

91) You pretend the walky-talky is a private COM link frequency.

92) You wish something in your house is a TF.

93) You check out the episode list of the TFs cartoon.

94) You use the 'Universal Greeting' on your family/friends.

95) You record stop-motion animation of TFs figures/toys into a series of episodes to upload on Youtube.

96) You have attempted TFs voice impressions.

97) You get into a debate about something in the TFs/TFs-related.

98) The line 'Till all are one' becomes a motto in your life.

99) You are reading, and are still reading, this list.

100) You completely agree with #99 and with at least half (more or less) the reasons listed above.

101) You will write a review and add this to your favourite list.

WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother.

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (*HoneybeeBumblebee)

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...