okay, the only reason I'm putting anything here is because it looks empty with out anything. heres some stuff about me if you care, if you don't, I'm sorry

I'm just gonna dump some truth and some lies and you can decipher it.

Hi. My name is Miyuki Satomi and I am 13. I live somewhere in north america. my hair is pink and my eyes are multi-coloured. I am part japanese and I have been called cat-like or something to that extent by 82 people and counting. I have never been in love. I enjoy disecting dandelions in the summer because its fun. also, i somtimes put a long blade of grass up the end of a dandylion and call it a dandyass because i find it funny. I LOVE POCKY!!! cats own dogs anyday. i hate the taste of water so i drink milk instead. people have called me the following; sarcastic, smartass, bitch, shy, funny, cat, hunter, smart, calm, chill, fire, crazy, sweet, kind, sadistic, tsundere, understanding, trustworthy, cupids demonic slave, random, annoying, artistic, creative, heartless, immune to affection. I am self-declared diagnosed with RSD. I love climbing trees, mainly because it cuts me off from the rest of the loud-mouthed-idiot-filled world. dogs scare me.

Muses:

Brett: He's tall, tanned, and ripped, but don't let that fool you. He's a total nerd, and he reads the disclaimer. AKA Disclaimer Man, Disclaimer Brett, ect. He's my servant.

Anyone in the story: Pretty self explanitory

...I just realized that writers aren't all that different from vampires. Except that we actually suffer from lack of social activity, sleep, food, and sunlight.

"You're going to beat up a girl?" "I'm not sexist!" "How come when you say that it sounds like a threat?" ~Ed and Al, FMA.

"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning."~Anonymous

"I bought some instant water yesterday, but I don't know what to add to it." ~...(I forget.)

"Patience takes too long!" ~Blue, 4 Swords Manga

"Oh, for the love of a magic pickle jumping around in the stomache of a giant killer bunny that hops around the universe eating useless planets!" ~me

"Do you spend more than you make on things you don't need to impress people you don't like?" ~Benjamin Franklin

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I made a deviantArt account : ~MiyukiSatomi check it out if you want.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Will stare at you strangely or try to stop you when you randomly burst out dancing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dance along with you.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told).

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have HETERCHROMIA so I MUSt be POSSESSED by a demon.

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a SLUT.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a FREAK.

If you are any of the things listed here, please do not get mad. This is to help people stop jugdeing other people. PLEASE DO NOT jugde people right away!!!!

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

EBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Some fun things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

4. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming, "The British are coming!!"

5. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme-tune. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf.

6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

7. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things!

This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each
line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it hahahahahahha

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.
There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.
Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!
It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.
There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"
Its at times like this I see why I need to make a list of people who need to die.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have a memory card.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else.
The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.
No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
I eat when I'm stressed. But then I get fat; that makes me stressed... all in all, it's a pretty good system.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?
The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, phandemonium, my work here is done.
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"
Maddness is not a condition, it's an enriching character trate.

FUNNY PACKAGING THINGS:

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping." (How the hell did some even manage that to begin with?)

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside." (Ok, seriously did some proof read that, you know, at like, ALL)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way ??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (No, I like my frozen, thanks)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down". ("Oops" -flips it back over-)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating". (Really?...I didn't know that)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But I'm done and ready to go faster!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (No space then I guess)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (... again, how else?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Holy crap, they're geniuses)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Enjoy the flight...-_-)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I blame the parents, not the company.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat." (And now, people know how to eat)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Every abortion is just...

One mind that will never think. Two eyes that will never see. Two hands that will never feel. Two legs that will never run. One mouth that will never smile. One child that will never live.