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Joined 06-06-11, id: 2967262, Profile Updated: 03-16-17
Author has written 7 stories for My Little Pony, Ever After High, and Ninjago.

EVERYTHING ON MY ACCOUNT IS VERY OLD AND OUTDATED SO :((

Yooooo, my name's Zena, I'm here and I'm queer. I'm 17 years old as of now, and a person who lives in a small island in the Pacific. I like to drink a whole 500ml can of energy drink in an hour and attempt kickflips later. Hella.

Fairytales are kinda my thing. Actually, they're very much my thing (along with science and maths jokes). You'll probably see either a lot of Ever After High works here, or fairytale AUs for various different fandoms. Whoops.


Currently working on nothing because 0 motivation whooo.

i don't write much fanfiction now because of school


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The Charming Thing to Do by a kiss of winter reviews
"Don't think I'm a typical damsel in distress, Charming!" ... Poppy meant it as a joke. Really, she did. She didn't think Darling would take her serious. But now, this is one hell of a love story. Despite the rebellion, can two Princesses even be together?
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014
i Party With Monster High by Just Another Fangirl 6 reviews
When my Monster High oc Luna Stein thinks that her boyfriend maybe cheating on her with a normie girl, she and her friends go to L.A. to try to rat him out. Cowritten with Kemetri Draken Jackkson. THE LAST CH IS UP NOW!
Crossover - Victorious & Monster High - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Senior Year by Paranoidgirl reviews
And you think the Freshman class was bad... Follow the adventures of the Monster High Senior Year Students. DISCONTINUED.
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight by YaoiSlash reviews
The title says it all. REVISED AND BETAED 7/3/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010
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A Grimm Adventure reviews
[Fairytale AU] A young blacksmith is destined to rescue an estranged sibling from an evil Snow King. Accompanied by a dancer with a shoe obsession and an exiled prince, the three form an unstoppable trio. Kingdoms away, a young boy is attempting to regain his princely status, while making his benefactor human again. At the same time, a charming princess is preparing for war.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Nya, Jay] Cole, Lloyd G.
As the Poets Say reviews
"(S)he is half of my soul, as the poets say" - A Song of Achilles. Trojan War AU where Darling Charming is Achilles, the famed Greek warrior. Holly O'Hair is Patroclus, the only one Achilles truly cared for. When Darling refuses to fight another second in the war between Ever After and Wonderland, Holly disguises herself as Darling to rally the troops.
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2015
Of Coffeeshops and Cute Girls reviews
Holly O'Hair liked her coffee. What she didn't like was sitting in a crowded coffeeshop, amongst people she didn't know. However, when the barista seats her with the most Charming-est of Charmings, Holly doesn't seem to mind spending more time with the darling princess she's only seen a few times before.
Ever After High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Holly O’Hair, Darling Charming]
Cat in a Box reviews
Lizzie hangs out in Kitty's dorm all the time when Maddie is out, but she finds a box dedicated to Kitty and... Sparrow? She inquires her girlfriend about this. Contains Kitzie and past Kitty/Sparrow. Might be a bit OOC, since this was written some time ago.
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Kitty Cheshire, Sparrow Hood - Complete
Gort reviews
Inspired by a headcanon posted on TheEverAfterHeadcanons Tumblr. Dexter Charming, like most of the student population, used to fear Raven Queen. That is, until he accidentally bumps into her during freshman year.
Ever After High - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Raven Queen, Dexter Charming - Complete
Cerise Goes Rifle Shooting reviews
Cerise is a little more than obsessed with firearms. Ashlynn finds out about this strange hobby from Hunter, and is very much intrigued by it.
Ever After High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ashlynn Ella, Hunter Huntsman, Cerise Hood - Complete
Madness and Other Allergies reviews
Pinkie Pie is feeling restless. She wants to go nowhere in particular, smash a few things up, and break a certain type of wall. Meanwhile, at a colourful high school where people are aware of the fact that they are merely characters, Maddie Hatter starts feeling restless as well. Surprise tea parties don't help, so what does? One-shot, featuring facepalming narrators.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Ever After High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Madeline Hatter - Complete
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