Hey it's SilverMoon276!

I'm really new to this help me out a little... I honestly don't know anything about this website... But here's to hoping I don't bomb it!

I'm one of those girls you constantly see reading and writing. I love puppies, soccer, horse-back riding, traveling, rollercoasters, and a bunch of other stuff I'm to lazy to type. I also like funny puns and jokes, so if you have any good ones just tell me!

My favorite books are Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lemonade Mouth, and Trixie Belden and Nancy Drew (huge nerdy fan of old mystery novels here).

Super short profile, but it'll be longer sooner or later!



Funny stuff i've heard so far in my life/ Random funny/ stupid stuff

I liked homework when it was called coloring.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS?!" -some guy in hadcuffs. "What? Your mother never told you?" - police officer.

I laugh at everything...sorry...its a habit.

Friends stop to ask if your ok, best friends scream SHE'S TICKED!! MOVE!!

Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you...That other guy. You right there! YES, YOU. Do you like tacos?

So stick that in your juice box and suck it

Q: Am i stupid or smart?

A: Yes

She's my best friend. You break her heart, i'll break your face.

Your my best friend Foreve_ but no R, because that would be the end of forever.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are the Knights Who Say NI!

We are now the Knights who say -speak gibberish-

This is how you roll your L's. "Le le le le le"

SILENCE!! ...i kill you.

"What does the D stand for?" - the puppet dude "My theme song." -puppet "What's your theme song?" - puppet dude. Puppet does superman pose "Du du du duuuuuu!"

Ooooh! Drama! Let's get some popcorn!!

i have a head!! OMG!! ME TOO!! LETS BE FRIENDS!!

Ok, lets stop being difficult and just take life's freaking lemons!

Don't make me get my poking stick!!

I love faking random accents

If's schools so smart how come grades go...A, B, C, D, F!! What ever happened to E??

Buddy the Elf whats your favorite color?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it!!

Come to de dark side!! (but bring a flashlight because its dark over here)

I would LOVE to jump into a pool of jello.

Always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much.

Never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics

Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by

boys are like slinkies. they seem useless but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

boys are like parking spaces. all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are the handicapped.

the space between your fingers were created so that another person could full them - unknown

meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was completely choice, but fallling in love with you was beyond my control - unknown

if i could be any part of you id be you tears. to be concived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips - unknown

you know your in love when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Suess

today i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking about you - unknown

sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down - unknown

nobody is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry - unknown

its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces - unknown

if you cant get someone off your mind, they're probably supposed to be there - unknown

last night i looked up and matched each star with a reason why i love you. i was doing pretty good until i ran out of stars - unknown

love is giving someone the power to destroy you then trusting them not to - unknown

there is nothing worse then meaning nothing to the person who means everything to you - unknown

sometimes the person you fall for, isnt ready to catch you - unknown

flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - unknown (i am an expert at this) :P

the only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory - unknown

everything is funny as long as its happening to some one else - unknown

the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. but not in that order. - unknown

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Even though most people say it's impossible to slam a revolving door, I did it once! It slammed into my sister's face!