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Joined 10-24-02, id: 284952, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 10 stories for Matrix, Calvin & Hobbes, Aliens/Predator, Metal Gear, Doctor Who, Hellblazer, and Batman.

What with all the popularity for my DW stories, I believe it's time this bio got another major rehaul!

Name: Dave
Age: 24

Hobbie: Reading, writing, drawing, playing games.

Fave Things! Halo, Half-Life, Max Payne, GTA, COD, Calvin and Hobbes, The Matrix, Doctor Who, Farscape, Lexx, WWE, my girlfriend ...need I go on?

~~Current Projects~~

"The Gamerian Invasion" begins! My third 'episode' in my first Doctor Who season! Believe me when I say I'm really excited about this on, and will work doubly hard to make sure there aren't massively-long gaps between updates from now on. In the future, look out for...

"The Nightchildren of Sherwood"

"The Pen is Mightier..."

"The Museum of Silent Tears"

"I, Cyber"

And many, many more!

Dave

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Flicker by WingedFlight reviews
When the Doctor learns that Jenny is still alive, his search is delayed by a mysterious power outage - one that turns out to be more serious than he'd first thought. Future!Doctor -Complete-
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Donna N. - Complete
I wanna go home 2! Ya hear? by Lizardios reviews
I get warped into FF7 by my PS2... My life could be alright, had I not merged bodies with my pet lizard, giving me a new body, another personality in my mind, AND living through what was supposed to be a video game. Chapter 29 up
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,955 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Red XIII
Heavy Horses by Our Pale Companion reviews
Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler. At the mercy of Oliver Cromwell's New Model Army in Commonwealth Britain, the Doctor is called upon to solve a series of murders which may not be entirely human in origin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,751 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Halo Shorts by Lizardios reviews
A series of Halo one-shots. They take place at various times.
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Agent Smith Studies: Kittens by Troll reviews
The title says it all really. This is one of the few non-slash Smith fics. Please R&R!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Smith, A.
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The Gamerian Invasion reviews
S1E3 - The Earth stands on the brink of alien invasion once again . An alien race declares war, and this time they're keeping score. But the Earth has a champion in the Doctor, and he's determined to win. Episode 3 of an ongoing series/season.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
The Starbase of the Dead reviews
S1E2: A remote scientific outpost. A seemingly-derelict spacecraft that holds a horrific secret that could endanger all life. A project gone horribly awry. With all hell breaking loose, do two mysterious stowaways hold the key to salvation?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Gods' Plot reviews
S1E1: The Doctor and Martha crash in Ancient Egypt only to find something terrible. Have the gods come to Earth? If so - and if not - what could they possibly want? And what sinister secrets lie within the temple? Epilogue UP! R&R, I review back!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 6/12/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Batman: Family Ties reviews
The sick and mysterious murder of a close childhood friend of Bruce's leads Batman to the darkest secrets of Gotham. Not all monsters wear colourful costumes. Rated T for mature subject matter. R&R and I'll return the favor
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hellblazer: An Ongoing Series reviews
Updated monthly on a DC-fanfic forum, here's my Hellblazer stories! Firstly; 'RagnaRock - Part 1 of 3' - does a new Norse-themed Metal club have any connection with the spate of missing girls? If so, can John set things right before it claims Gemma...?
Hellblazer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010
Metal Gear Shopping: Tactical Grocery Action reviews
Snake enters an ordinary supermarket with a simple grocery list. Things start to esculate very soon as they do, and Snake finds himself in the center of another terrorist plot...or he likes to THINK he is. Please R&R and I'll try and R&R back.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2005
The Matrix Musicals reviews
Once again, the Matrix Musicals rises from the dead, this time with a request for 'Ghostbusters' Please R&R, as this may well be the FINAL end to the Musicals. If you review me I'll try and review at least one thing of yours.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Smith, A.
An Alien's Story reviews
You thought this day would never come, but it has! Yes, a FOURTH Alien's Story is up! Moe the soldier takes a visit to the Doctors, but what will be the consequences?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004
Tracer Bullet and the Case of the Missing Apples reviews
When two of Miss Wormwood's "apples" go missing in a Maths question, can Tracer Bullet save the day? Please R&R, as I am thinking on carrying on in the C&H genre.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2003
Agent Smith Studies: Alcohol reviews
Okay, here's my first short story based on the concept created by Troll. THIS IDEA WAS USED ITH HIS PERMISSION! Please R&R and DO NOT FLAME! In this, the Agents have to deal with the after-math of getting drunk. The third title will be "Films"
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Smith, A.