Hey guys!

So I really wish I could say that I will be publishing regularly; however, my fanfiction inspiration tends to come in bursts. That being said, I won't post a story until I have at least a completed and fleshed-out outline. This means that while I may not update on a strict schedule, I will not leave stories abandoned. Promise.

Now, I know a lot of people have favorite quotes on their profile. Unfortunately, my list of those is way too long, and I don't want to make you scroll down really far. Still, I like the idea. So here are just a couple (these are subject to change without notice):

"Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound. [pause] Nothing comes to mind, let's do it." - Colonel O'Neill (Stargate SG-1)

"I do not understand why everything in this script must inevitably explode." - Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)

"Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words." - Woody Allen

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for a little while." - Wesley (The Princess Bride)

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

One last thing: I'm not going to ask for reviews. Yes, I appreciate them and read them (even if I don't reply), but I'm writing for me. So thank you if you do, no pressure if you don't. Oh, and keep in mind that I don't have a beta. So all mistakes are my own.