Darcy knows from his Second Sight that Elizabeth will one day be his wife. Of course, Elizabeth has no way of knowing his assurance is anything more than prideful conceit. Darcy's certainty will bring much uncertainty before it brings happiness to either.

EPOV, one-shot, modern, complete. "I remember thinking how amazing it was that all that was required to get my oil to mix with Darcy's water was a little bit of alcohol." What happens when Elizabeth thinks she had a drunken one night stand with the man she hates and how an imperfect past can end up being pretty perfect after all. M for language and adult themes.