Basics

Name: Shawn, but I'm sometimes called Shawny, Shun, That Guy, or Farmer Brown. I prefer Shawn though. :D

Gender: Male

I Write (or will write eventually): Xiaolin Showdown, Maximum Ride, His Dark Materials, City Of Ember, and icarly.

Hometown: Atlanta

Favorite Bands + Singers:

Fall Out Boy
Green Day
Linkin Park
Paramore
3OH!3
Ke$ha ( Ke dollar sign ha! :p)

Favorite Things To Do:

Reading
Drawing Cartoons
Amateur Film
Plotting Revenge on random people!
Swimming

Things that bother me:

Long rides on the bus with loud talking

Falling asleep with my contacts in and my ipod on

Teachers trying to own kids

Four VERY evil girls in my social studies class

People who talk REAALLY fast!

People who say FAIL and EPIC FAIL all the time

Favorite Movies:
Norbit (how you doin'! :o)
Drag Me To Hell
The Messengers
The Haunting In Connecticut
Billy Madison
Toy Story 3
Dispicable Me

FaV Songs:

"The Take Over, The Break's Over" - Fall Out Boy
Sugar We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
21 Guns- Green Day
Holiday- Green Day
Papercut- Linkin Park
Ignorance- Paramore
Crushcrushcrush- Paramore
Double Vision- 3OH!3
My First Kiss (feat. Ke$ha)- 3OH!3
Tik Tok- Ke$ha
We R Who We R (Sadly)- Ke$ha

MY FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

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38 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.(i think everyone in the elevator enjoyed that)

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.(that was an accident)

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. turn away from everyone, stare at the wall, and begin talking to it as if it were a person.