TheSuburbanSprite
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Joined 02-27-11, id: 2768812, Profile Updated: 08-26-17
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hello Chaps, Chapettes, and Boblettes :D

This is my humble page; as I've been on here dabbling for a while now I though it was time to update this!

So, that's me covertly hiding in my avatar with my nose ring - I'm a very pierced little creature in general!

Me as an actual me type human person? So, I'm a closet SUPER NERD! Ha ha, like big time, my nerd roots stretch wide and far! But in a super under wraps kinda way, like Deadpool...I'm big into music, but I guess everybody is, so that's just such a pointless thing to say? And I literally just read SO fucking much, like I pretty much like in a fort of books and then, a cat...

Anyway...onto my writing...I basically use all of my stories to just drag Sasuke down to the rings of hell; I don't know why, maybe he's just the archetypal suffering character. I also always write Narusasu stories, because you've gotta have a ship right? And I'm kind of sick of reading fictions where Sasuke is Naruto's oppressor, so none of that here!

I absolutely adore your reviews; I mean literally, I feed off them like The Hungry Caterpillar!

Anyway, enough of my waffling; hope you enjoy my writing shenanigans and have a fab day huns!

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The Poppy Flute reviews
'His profile was one drawn from romantic lines, the same loving detail that had given birth to Venus' Sasuke is living in a London borough, hooked on China White he's part of the Sound drug cartel. A chance encounter leads him to local barman and student Naruto Uzumaki and their lives collide in unimaginable ways... AU, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,583 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 5/9/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Temari, Shikamaru N.]
No Middle Men, Just Skinny reviews
'How in control can we really be given that we're nothing more than an assemblage of stardust hurtling through a boundless linear dimension on a bigger star' - Sasuke Uchiha has an eating disorder; Naruto Uzumaki loves Sasuke, but needs to come to terms with it before Sasuke loses control for good. Narusasu. AU Modern.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,997 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 8/13/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Prospect of Weird reviews
'It's a great crescendo of a realisation until you reach the zenith of self-awareness and begin to understand that perhaps, your baggage is not so dissimilar from the rest of the world's...' Sasuke is still coming to terms with his chronic condition and his decimated family. A dark and unhealthy path lays ahead of Sasuke...Sequel to: The History of Normal. Narusasu. AU Modern.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Izumi U., Itachi U.]
The History of Normal reviews
"For those who look completely and utterly normal on the outside, yet are wholly different and inflicted on the inside, the world is an ever-circumscribing corridor." Sasuke has a chronic condition, which Naruto wants to help him come to terms with, all whilst they struggle through their A-Levels. Narusasu. AU Modern Day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Temari - Complete