Title says it all. Rated T for language. Officially on hold until further inspiration.

The stupid egg was not Mello's baby, any more than the stupid redhead was his new husband. Welcome to the Wammy's class project from hell.

Alien Invaders, untouchable murderers, insane song writers, and vampires. What do they all have in common? They're in he Cirque Du Freak! So, what happens to Darren's destiny? Zim's conquest? Johnny's Insanity? Creature Feature's infamy? Hey, I updated! And I'm going to keep working on this. :D

A first kiss, humanstuck Sollux/Aradia as requested on Tumblr.

Based on the actual pages from Homestuck. Oneshot & Sadstuck. Aradia gets an odd message from Vriska, saying to look outside. She does so, and only finds...

From his birth to the Kira Investigation, L Lawliet had been set apart from the rest of the world. He's been shunned, he's been hated...he's been loved. This is his story.

This tells the story of Beyond Birthday, & how he became the BB we all know & love. There will be some lyrics from Just to Get High by Nickelback every once in a while, & not necessarily in order. Dates are based on the anime timeline.

It has been six months since the death of Light Yagami, and the human world is back to its boring old self. Ryuk, of course, has since become as bored as ever. It's time he stirred things up again, but now it will happen a little bit differently ...

What happens when someone that Kira can't kill gets involved in the case? What does Mello do when he finds out? Would he be able to beat Kira in time, or would she end up a sacrifice he doesn't want to make? T mainly for language.

"Tiptoe, through the window, by the window, that is where I'll be, come tiptoe through the tulips, with me."

It all started with the day that Bro shaved his head.

Arika is Light Yagami's next door neighbor. She doesn't like him at all. So when she finds out he's Kira, everything takes a turn for the worst. OCxLight and LxOC!

L is the world's greatest detective. Light is Kira. Rei is Light's sister. And she's determined to bring him down. LXOC

Confused blue eyes met loving green ones and the woman's last breath was answered by the babes first cry. Miheal Keehl would never know his mother, only the pain and confusion of her last moments. drabble about Mello's birth.

Matt was given a simple job to pick up a little girl, but he didn't know that the girl had grown up into a young adult. So could Matt restrain himself from falling in love with her, and protect her from the rival family out to kill her? MattxOCxMello.

It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.

Mass murderer Light Yagami commits the ultimate crime: giving the world famous detective L bitter and sugarless candy! In a bizarre plot of suspenseful humor, we find out just how far L will go to taste revenge! A gleeful mockery of Light's final hours!

A tribute to everyone who can't get any reviews. MattxMello. Please review.

My OC Vic plays nursemaid to her three friends as they each go through illness and hardship. Please ReadxReview. Enjoy.

L was gone. I knew it wasn't possible, but what if it was? I had seen him fall out of his chair with my own eyes. Oh, how I wanted to kill that Yagami brat.

Ever since the death of L, Jewel has done everything in her power to escape the twisted web of Kira. But what will happen when four years later, an old friend from Wammy's drags her back into the game and requests her help to bring down Kira? Mello x OC.

Matt died. It's my fault. And now it's my turn. -Contains Spoilers, Religious-ness, and Latin. Mello's death. One-Shot.-

In what began as a high speed car chase after the ice cream man, our Wammy boys become lost in the city and must rely on prostitutes, karaoke contests, a strange man called B, and Mello's faith in Lady GaGa to get home. And of course, each other.

Complete AU: What if the notebook had fallen into the hands of an average Joe instead? Albeit an average Joe with serious issues? I got a bunch of reads and no reviews! Would really love a little feedback pretty please?

This series is based upon on-the-spot roleplays I had with my friend Tori, who also appears as a major character in this story. Prepare yourself for complete randomness, stereotypical rabid fangirls, and more. Contains MelloxTori scenes and also Matt.

Mello, Matt and Near hold the key to Allie's forgotten past. Meanwhile, Light finds himself faced with a new, deadly alliance. Half AU, half canon. Mello x OC; also featuring Matt, the SPK and Mogi.

B chances upon a girl dying in an alley. T for gore.

Scarlet Jeevas is Matt's twin sister. Both of them grew up in an abusive household.When she is murdered by BB in his attempt to kill L,hat do Matt,L,Light,Bri OC ,and Mello do after BB's daughter comes to Whammys? Rated T for violence and a lot of kissing

Gay foster parents, a half-sheep uncle, a detective and his serial killer boyfriend, and a gun with a rainbow trigger. No, this girl's life isn't weird at all.

A side story to S2HF and a bit of back story on Emmett and Bella. I hope you like it.

Matt was sick and tired of always being in the sidelines, a shadow of Mello; hell, not even considered a main character! So, within this collection of one-shots, let's follow Matt's journey from zero to hero, in which crack-fic situations is a must.

Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.

Pokemon and Taco Bell.

[Death Note] L realizes that he will find no benevolent human beings on our great spaceship Earth.