Finally added a Chapter to my Jasmine story, happy now?

Hello there,

I'm a pretty experience writer, but only publish things on here when I'm bored and have taken a large dosage of caffeine or Aderall (usually both). Basically, what that means is I write things on whims, and there's no set schedule when I will publish something new, etc.

I don't write any stories without "Adult Content" -- I think pure fanfiction stories are boring and pointless adventures hitherto compounded by endless introductions of self-insertion by the author (OMG L1k3 my oRIGINaL ChaR4cT3R?).

On that note, I have many of ideas (which is the same as having none if you cannot decide which to write). This is why I take requests. I only take legible, well thought out ones though, if you send me a message "Hey what if Link fucked Skullkid :D?" I'm probably gonna research a way to electronically neuter you though the internet.

So send me a request, tell me what characters (I'll do crossovers too), and what idea you have for the content of the story, and if it's good enough, I'll write it.

Sooo~ I guess just leave a review if you love/hate me work, send a message if you have a request or just wanna say hello =)

Also: Be honest in reviews, really, I don't even care if you're a downright dick in your review...I promise can handle it -- I'm not going to lose any sleep because someone was "mean to me on the internet". Criticism is what builds good authors, and if you can't handle internet criticism, then you're a tool.

Anyhow, enjoy~