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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. If you wish typing a story was as easy as copying and pasting, copy and paste this to your profile A friend would bail you out of jail, but I would break you out of jail at two in the morning and skip home with you, saying "Damn, that was fun!!! My favorite HP quotes: Sirius Black: "Of course, any time the family produced someone halfway decent they were disowned." "I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." "There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them." Harry Potter: "I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur." "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" "There's no need to call me sir, Professor." "You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!" Hermione Granger: "You-(punch)-complete-(punch)-arse-(punch)-Ronald-(punch)-Weasley!" My Top Five Favorite Pairings: 5. Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger: What can I say? They're perfect for each other! I love enemy/friends relationships!! 4. Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks: I love the way Tonks doesn't give a damn about how Remus is a werewolf. And he cares so much about her that he would give her up to protect her. THEY'RE SO FREAKING CUTE TOGETHER!!!! 3. Bella Swan and Argus Filch: LOL. DON'T EVEN ASK. 2. James Potter and Lily Evans: They were meant to be. 'Nuff said. 1. Sirius Black and Original Character: Well, this IS my favorite pairing. Sirius is awesome and totally deserves a good girlfriend. You people who disagree with me, should go see a doctor. Sirius Black and his awesome girlfriend own your face. My Top Five Least Favorite Pairings: 5. Harry Potter and Hermione Granger: Okay, no offense, but this pairing is just sad. I mean, Hermione should be with Ron. And I highly doubt Harry would even think of dating his best friend's girl. 4. Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore: Gross. Just plain gross. I mean, seriously, Dumbledore's what - fifty years older than McGonagall? 3. Severus Snape and Original Character: As much as I want Severus to have a nice girlfriend, he belongs with Lily. Period. I will slap anyone who says otherwise. 2. Sirius Black and Petunia Evans: EW!!! 1. Voldemort and Just About Anyone: Okay, people. I know we all want Voldemort to learn to love, but that is just not possible. NOT POSSIBLE. My favorite character is Sirius Black, and I love writing about him - his personality's so much fun to write about! I like humor, romance, and adventure fics, especially ones set in the Marauder Era. My favorite 'ships are Hermione/Draco, Sirius/OC, and the ever-popular Lily/James. I also do quite a bit of beta work, and am currently accepting requests - just give me a shout in my inbox and I'll reply within a week (go ahead and punch me if I don't). If you're wondering what Arcanus Rose actually means, arcanus is latin for secret, or mysterious, and a rose - well, that's self-explanatory. Narcissa Malfoy's Top Ten Disgustingly Adorable Names For Draco by Bob Sindeldecker and 10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey 1. FIRST NAME: Lisa 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Erm... well I'm chinese, so there's not exactly too many Chinese Lisa's... 3. SIBLING NAMES: Too disgusting, won't tell 4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When I was ... ten? 5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? What the hell? 6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Turkey! 7. KIDS? Yeah, just had my twenty-third - HELL NO!!! I'm freakin' THIRTEEN! 8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Erm... 9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Does Blogger count...? 10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah. 11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yeah. 12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Eh...been there, done that. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything sugary. 14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Occasionally. 15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Depends. I do kung fu, if that counts as anything. 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint Chocolate Chip or Cookies and Cream 17. SHOE SIZE? 4. I know, tiny. 18. RED OR PINK? Ew. 19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Um... I'm ugly? 20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friends. 21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? Whateves. 22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Kung fu uniform, black yoga pants. 23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Does Pepsi count? 24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Me typing. 25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? What kind of question is that??? 26. FAVORITE SMELL? Steak! 27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend. 28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they're smiling or not. 29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Copied it from someone else's profile. So I don't know. 30. FAVORITE DRINK? Canada Dry! 31. FAVORITE SPORT? Track and Field!!! 32. EYE COLOR? Honey to dark brown 33. HAT SIZE? Don't wear hats! 34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Sometimes. 35. FAVORITE FOOD? Lasagna. 36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Depends. 37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Tangled. Brother dragged me there and then left on the spot. 38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? T-shirts. 39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer! 40. HUGS OR KISSES? Neither. 41. FAVORITE DESSERT? ICE CREAM! ArcanusRose's To-Do List Gain at least one pound after eating entire bucketful of ice cream Do not yell at brother for eating a spoonful of the other bucket of ice cream Do not yell at mother for touching the ice cream bucket Do not answer when father asks what happened to the other bucket of ice cream Stop eating so much ice cream (*sobs*) ArcanusRose's Message Board A Message to Lord Voldemort, from Regulus: Hi, Voldy. I'm probably dead by the time you get this, but I only have two words to say to you. I'll make it quick, 'kay? Alright, here they are: Screw you. Wasn't that sweet? Have a nice day! A Message to James Potter, from Lily: FOR THE LAST TIME, POTTER, YOU DON'T POINT YOUR WAND AT A COMPUTER AND SAY REPARIUM SERVIOSUM TO GET THE SERVER TO WORK! IT SAYS 'SERVER MAINTENANCE' FOR A REASON, YOU DOOFUS! A Message to Lily Evans, from James: Oh. Oops. Hey, Evans, will you - A Message to James Potter, from Lily: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! A Message to All Flamers, from Me: Lol. Well hello there. Seriously? "Visit https:///destroystory?" Wow. Honestly, go ahead and keep sending me these messages. They're funny. But really. "ur grammer and speeling and punctuatin is terrible u loser?" LOL. There's already enough trash in society without you people running around as well. | |||||||
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