WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.

"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals

Jack is touching something he REALLY shouldn't... "Would you mind…um…not touching that?" "Why not?" "It's making me very uncomfortable." Fair warning, crack!fic. Some stories are complete and utter CRACK! But, things aren't always what they seem! Random little ficlets/drabbles, not always connected. Rated T for suggestiveness...just to be safe. Feel free to leave a request!

What happens when a transfer student from the States meets the famous online detective? Co-written with theD0ct0rD0nna

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

She was the factor no one really considered. Her brothers never talked about her, mostly because they would never admit their sister was on the other side of the law. Inspired by the Enola Holmes Mysteries - BBC Sherlock style. A short story collection.

Thief!Merlin Robin Hood-esque merthur romance. Merlin is a thief who steals from Uther's vaults to feed the poor of Camelot. Arthur is supposed to capture him, but can't help thinking that he's on the wrong side. Romance, drama, adventures, BAMF!Merlin, Merlin whump and a Morgana who actually gets the help she needs. (summary by starwater13 and cover art from pagebeater's deviant)

Arthur has to sack Merlin after he screwed up in front of an important delegation of kings. He doesn't know how he did it, but Merlin is sure he took the slide to hell. Warning:Helpless!Merlin.

The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.

Sherlock meets a strange little girl on one of his cases and despite his loathing of children, he finds himself getting attached; so attached that he is soon helping her deal with the painful process of growing up a genius. Parental!Sherlock and Parental!John and eventual S/J *Rating Increased for Later Chapters* Beta'd by louisuperwholocked. Fanart by charlyvonkarma.

Her clothes were strange. Her hat was strange. Everything about her was strange. Yet somehow, she fit in just perfectly. RussiaXOC. CanadaXOC. Only continued for good reviews. R&R!

Yugi is ignored by his friends when Yami gains his own body. Angered, he runs away and ends up joining a band! Years later, Yugi finally returns with a gig in Japan. But what will happen when the gang finds out Yugi is the Hottest Rock band's lead singer?

After receiving a new video game, you start playing it like any average teenager. After a thunderstorm hits, the electricity goes out. You soon find yourself where everyday is filled with horror. Who would you look up to? Reader x ? AU. Details inside.

It's 2015 and the Doctor sometimes still goes on trips with Amy and Rory. When a strange girl suddenly appears on the TARDIS, what'll the Doctor do? And what's up with her power? Rated T for language. Now Complete!

The mish-mash family of orphans, Ami, Raimund, Markus, and Fiore, bump into two strangers who know something about their unknown parents. GerIta USUK AustriaxSwitzerland. Past mpreg. Human names used. A family story.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Laugh, sob, rage, but mainly laugh as the ancients from the Americas: Native America, Aztec, Maya,and Inca answer your letters... let the in-fighting begin... Rated T to be careful. FINISHED

One day Fiona and Cake find a strange boy in their home who claims it's his, they go to Prince Gumball looking for help. They slowly realize that the strange boy, a vampire named Marshal Lee The Vampire King, and Prince Gumball have a complicated past.

What happens when I start my own torture show? The result is this! Send in truths, dares, and even problems that need advice! The characters have to answer all questions and do all dares or else they'll face a punishment so bad even Zorc would cry.

Three canadian exchange students get accepted into Ouran on music scholarships. They find a place to practice but unfortunatley for them it's the third music room. There, the hosts stumble onto the girls playing. What will happen! Read and find out!

Nico di Angelo and Mizuki Ando an odds and ends couple, a baking psychopath and a son of Hades. AU I guess, Nico/OC... Set in Whitechapel, London, England 1888

"You may address me as... Mr. Kirkland." The man said with a broad smile. I didn't fall for it. This man was nothing but a joke. Why has Sebastian left me with him?

Michelle and Rachel are your normal, anime loving teens going through a Hetalia phase.But what happens when Rachel drops her phone when they see two characters and they text Michelle? Complete chaos, that's what.Summary fail!

Aiyah! My boss has decided to pursue an open door policy and wants me to respond to letters around the world like those Western countries! I'm too old to be doing this aru...

For the kinkmeme: "The Axis/Allies' genderbent counterparts suddenly appear. Hilarity ensues." Exactly what it says on the tin. Pairings to come later.