"Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey

My one true love is Lord of Rings, but I've played at Hogwarts, on the TARDIS, on Serenity, and in Babylon, among other places.

General Announcement: Lovely writers of the internet, please write The Almighty Johnsons fanfic, cause I'd love to read it.