touches ground lightly* something happened here,

so to make a long ass fuckin story short, i stumbled upon this hellsite once again and it greeted me like an old lover, it wouldn't make eye contact and the leading awkward conversation left much to be desired.

in an unlikely calamity, I remembered my password and decided to torture myself with the cringe-worthy turdshit i posted on here because i'm just aching for god to yeet me into the void

i was planning on deleting this account but i have come to realize that this is a relic, you see, a reminder of what we once was. what i once was. this is history, ladies and gentlemen, and how can one simply destroy history without destroying oneself?

so i have left this as a gift for all to stumble upon, but before continuing on this harrowing journey, i must warn you: few survive what you are about to unleash upon your eyes, upon your soul, upon your very being with which holds your life source. do be careful bc this really aint it chief

i will leave you with these parting words:

do not go gently into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.

I'm Lolin' Girl. Herp. Derp.

I played softball when I was 5, soccer and basketball when I was 10, and now I play volleyball and a little bit of tennis. XD

I PLAYED IT ALL...not football or golf though...

I'm going to be playing high school volleyball again! :D

Here are some of my nicknames:

1.)Dream Chrusher

2.)Mom With The Bad Hair

3.)EX-Aunt

4.)Poptart

5.) Sharell

6.) Stupid Soup

7.) Twin-Daughter

I'm the kinda person that cries at the end of Toy Story 3...(shut up, it was sad/adorable)

I LOVE to laugh, that's how I got the name Lolin' Girl.

I hate: the Twilight movies, scary movies, Jersey Shore, fights, suck-ups, people who fake things to get attention, and war between countries-peace on Earth people.

I like: laughing, good friends, summer, comedy movies, sad movies, Hot Wheels Battle Force 5, and animals.

Movies: Grown Ups, Hangover 1 and 2, The Blind Side, EVERY Madea movie, Transformers 1, 2, and 3, Star Trek (2009), Dear John, The Vow, Footloose, Green Lantern, Captain America, Thor, Iron Man 1 and 2, and The Avengers.

Favorite Characters:

Transformers- BUMBLEBEE!!, Ironhide, Jazz, Skids, Mudflap, Wheelie, Barricade, Shockwave, Sideswipe, Brains, Mirage- okay, lets say I like em all...except for Sentinel Prime.

Young Justice- Kid Flash, Superboy, Artemis, Red Arrow, Aqualad? Aqua Lad?(IDK).

Hot Wheels BF5- Zoom, Tezz, A.J., Agura.

Maximum Ride- Max, Angel, Fang.

Star Trek- James T. Kirk, Spock, Chekov.

Avengers- Tony Stark, Captain America and Thor.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

P.S: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up him he will stand up for you

I'm almost 20 and I haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What make it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited. And where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have feelings for one of my best friends; she's athletis, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. She's my only best friend, besides this one guy, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live a pineapple under the sea.

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immoble? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock Paper Scissors, I always choose rock, then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I hit them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh sorry, I thought your paper would protect you." XD

The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agreed to the terms of use."

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

I love how in scary movies the person yells out "hello?" As if the killer is going to be like, "yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwhich?"

My OC's

1.) Savannah(in my story Our Little Sister)- Blue eyes and blonde hair, Sherman & Spinner's 17 yr. old sister, drives the Vitesse(VEET-ESS/ a turqoise motorcycle), turqoise battle suit(like Agura's shocksuit but with the gloves Zoom has), stunt person. Here's a drawing of her on Deviantart, just go to LolinGirl101 and you can see it.

2.) (You might see her) Yang- Brown eyes and black hair, Zoom's cousin and Yin's 16 yr. old sister, lived in the Order of The Flying Fists, drives the -dont have name for car yet- has white battle suit, practically a counterpart to Yin she's nice, sweet, and polite, loves her brother.

3.(You might see him) Yin- brown eyes and black hair, Zoom's cousin and Yang's 14 yr. old brother, lived in the Order of The Flying Fists, drives with Yang and has black battle suit, practically a counterpart to Yang he's mean, rude, and selfish, and loves his sister.

4.) Kerstin- brown hair and lime green eyes, she's German, 19 years old, likes Tezz, kick boxes, will drive a vehicle similar to Agura's called the Gladiator, and a red-orange battle suit.

5.) Kat- black hair, green eyes, looks 18 but is actually 3 yrs old, she's a hybrid, half Vandal, half human, she has a long black tail, cat eyes, her ears are pointed, and she has long, sharp teeth. Hatch turned her into a hybrid, and was raised by Kalus and his team, her former name was Slave, given to her by Kalus, she got the name Kat from Zoom.

6.) Ludavic- crazy guy who comes to Earth in Zoo and takes the BF5 onto his ship to show them his Multiversal Zoo, only to knock them out and add add them to his zoo.

Stories in progress:

Forgotten? Never: COMPLETED! Kerstin's back, but Tezz doesn't think it's the real her, he knows she has changed. What happens when Krytus has showed her lies, thinking she was being decieved by the BF5? What does she do? What happens to Earth, the BF5 and Sage? Second story in the Russian/German series.

Against Each Other: POSTED! After the explosion, the RS5 take over Earth and enslave its people. What happened to the BF5? How will they save Earth? With the help of a planet's protectors and a team of rebels, they will. Meanwhile, there's a new RS5 member. But do the BF5 remember her? Does she remember them? TezzXOC VertXAgura. Third story in the Russian/German series.

School: POSTED! They're all in for battling aliens, but battling with sluts, jocks, bullies, teachers, angry principals, competitive girls, punks, and goths? They surely didn't ask for this! Kerstin, Kat, and Savannah are in this story. Request-fic. Not so many OC pairings please.

Almost Alien Friend: WRITERS BLOCK! After being captured by the Vandals, Zoom meets a girl...but she's not really a girl, she's more of a hybrid. Half Vandal, half human. How will they change back? And what? She's how old?

Zoo: POSTED! Zoos aren't only on Earth, and the Battle Force 5 will learn that the hard way.

Out Of Time: BEING WRITTEN! "A lot has changed in those years you were...asleep," he told her. "Sage told us a lot about you and our parents." Agura has to find the BF5, who have been missing for almost 25 years. How will she find them if no one knows what happened to them all those years ago?

One day, a black man walked into a diner and sat down, and the owner was white, he said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up, I was BLACK, when I'm sick, I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun, I'm BLACK, when I'm cold, I'm BLACK, when I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun, you turn RED, When you're cold, you turn BLUE, And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Random Quotes!!:

1.) He who laughs last... thinks slowest.

2.) Genius by birth. Slacker by choice.

3.) Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow!

4.) He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

5.) Just say NO to negativity.

6.) Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.

7.) If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.

8.) Today's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

9.) So stick that in you juice box and suck it!

10.) I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

11.) It takes SKILL to trip over flat surfaces.

12.) Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who rasied us?

13.) When nothing goes right...go left.

14.) Say NO to drugs, say YES to tacos.

15.) We're all gonna die, but I gotta helmet.

16.) IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

17.) I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to keep up.

18.) Hey you. Yeah , you. No, not you...the other guy. You right there! YES, YOU. Do you like tacos?

19.) What do I when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired...I put the mirror down.

20.) MOO! I'm a fish!

21.) That's my old shool(school) house! -Megamind

22.) Whoever said nothing was impossible, never treid slamming a revolving door.

23.) Hahahahahahahahaha...no.

24.) I'm busy, you're ugly. Have a nice day!

25.) DO NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.

26.) Putting laughter back in manslaughter.

Quotes from my friends:

1.) I'm an inside out oreo, white on the outside, black on this inside!

2.) What I don't get is why there's only one girl smurf, how can there be only one girl, and the rest are guys? She's obviously a whore...

3.) THAT'S MAH EFFIN' PENNY! *throws chair out of his way and picks it up*

4.) How do you like that WHITE STUFF on your salad?

5.) HOLY CRAP SHE'S CHOKING ON IT! OH, mind went straight to the gutter...

6.) *sneezes while talking* S*T! (that was by me, it sounded like I said that when I sneezed)

7.) a*berg? O_O (me again, I heard my family say something about an iceberg and my mouth was full of food)

8.) Why are black people called black? they're obviously brown...

9.) Oh crap, wonderful, uh...me no speaky your langu-age...

10.) Are you sure there's just 10 commandments? I could think of A LOT of things that we shouldn't do...there should be about 20 commandments.

11.) As we all know, boys will be boys, and sluts will be sluts!

12.) To me, "whatever" means I hope you get shot, fall off a cliff into an ocean, and get raped by a shark.

13.) YOU...SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!

14.) There are white BEACHES in Florida...BEACHES, BEECHES...you get what I'm saying right?

15.) You're right! You are wrong! (once again, by me XD)

16.) I'm very intelligent for a stupid person...(OMG GUESS WHAT? IT'S BY ME! DON'T USE THIS, IT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!)

17.) :Name: and :name: sittin' in a tree! Well...that's what I HOPE THEY'RE DOING! Or :Name: and :name: sittin' in a tree! THAT'S ALL THEY'RE FREAKIN' DOIN'! LEAVE 'EM ALONE YA STALKERS! (*gasp* It's by me)

18.) Now I'm feelin' so fly, like a cheese stick!

19.) *Jazz fingers* I command all the demons of failure to be upon you! *puts hand under face while doing jazz fingers* FAILURE IS NOW UPON YOU, MORTAL.

Quotes from Transformers 2:

1.) Bad*ss ice cream truck comin' through...'scuse me...'scuse me... -Skids

2.) Yes, sir! This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green... -Mudflap

3.) Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say sh*t about it! -Judy Witwicky

4.) My father, why, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! Do you know what he tranformed into? NOTHING! But he done it with honor, dignity. -Jetfire

5.) We are about to get our *sses WHOOPED! -Sergeant Epps

6.) You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need, I won't be far away. -Bumblebee(I LOVE THIS ONE!!)

7.) *positioned under Devastator on the pyramid to give a position for the rail gun, two wrecking balls are hanging from Devastator's crotch area* I am directly below enemy scrotum. -Agent Simmons.

8.) Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream... -Skids

9.) Any bad bot out there better get ready for an *ss whoopin'! -Mudflap

10.) Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
*looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right*
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
Both: RUUNNN! *makes a break for it as the rain comes*

11.) Skids & Mudflap: Yo, Leo! Leo: This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
Mudflap: That's 'cause you's a wuss.
Leo: You guys forced me into that car, right? So...
Mudflap: I think he's scared!
Skids: Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?
Mudflap: Let's pop a cap in his *ss, throw him in the trunk and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?
Skids: Not in my trunk!
Leo: Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you, okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a H*LL of a day!
Mudflap: mockingly* Boogy-boogy-boogy-boo!
Skids: Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch *ss?
Mudflap: Go whine to your boyfriend!

Quotes from Transformers 3 (THE BEST MOVIE EVER):

"Years from now, people will ask me, "where were you when they took over the world? I'll just say, "we just stood by and watched." -Seymour Simmons.

"Goodbye, old friend." -Bumblebee.

"We all work for the Decepticons now." -Dylan Gould.

"Any second now, you'll be nothing but Sentinel's b*tch!" -Carly Spencer.

"We are here, fight us now." -Megatron.

"No prisoners, only trophies." -Soundwave.

"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here, the fight will be your own." -Optimus Prime.

"You didn't betray us, you betrayed yourself." -Optimus Prime.

"On Cybertron, we were gods, and here, they call us machines." -Sentinel Prime.

"We chose sides, you chose wrong!" -Dylan Gould.

Funny Memories:

My chuch's Youth Group was going to Mickey D's(Mcdonalds) and these guys where going into college (Jamie and Cornbread[nickname]) came with us, oh and we "borrowed" one of the church buses

Jamie: I have a list of people to kill.

Colt(high schooler): Really?

Jamie: Yeah, and you're on top.

Colt: O.O

Jamie: No, I'm kidding, don't tell anybody I said that.

At church, helping with the kids(3-5 yrs) with friends

Teacher: *goes over to 4 yr. old, Carter and whispers* "God is good" *talks louder* what did I say?

Carter: God is good...AND SO IS MY WEENY! *does little pelvic thrust* (this seriously happened)

Me & my two friends: *quietly laughing* XDDD *teacher looks at us*

Me: No...that's not-*holds in laugh* nice...

On Paragon trip, a band trip(competition) to Tampa Florida, we ride on a coach bus for like more than 12 hours straight, we went to Busch Gardens, and Adventure Island waterpark

Me: *looks over at my friend Paige, who's in the seat next to me* What are those? *sees yellow package*

Paige: They're wet wipes.

Me: *takes them and looks at the name* WET ONES?!?! Seriously? That's the best name they can come up with?

Lunch, at school(duh)

There's these GIGANTIC windows in our cafeteria and there's a huge hill, and up at the top is a store(there's a fence so no one can come on school grounds)

Paige: *looks out window and sees a man up on the hill* LOOK AT THAT MAN!

Me: *smiles evily* What man Paige?

Paige: That man right there! *points at man*

Me: *while she looks away, I get everyone to play along* I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout...

Zach: I don't see anything...

Savannah: Me either, you're crazy Paige!

Me: You need to go to the Coo-Coo House!

Frankie: Yeah, the best part about checking yourself in is they give you a big jacket that hugs you all day!

Paige: T_T

Sunday school

Mckenzie: *whispers* Can we throw her out? *points to Madison(her younger sister[1 year younger])*

Larry(teacher): Well, we can if you say it loud and with force.

Chad: THROW HER OUT!!!

Bathroom

Me: Hurry! Gosh, it's like waiting for school to end!

Hailey: You shut up, stupid Ostrich!(nickname)

Girl: *knocks on her stall*

Hailey: No ones in here! The stalls just magically locks itself! Yeah, and this is just a figment of your imagination! You're really just asleep in your bed and not at the movies!

Girl: TTTT

Me: Hey, ya asked for it, you were in here when I was talkin' to her...

Car

Aunt: Everybody loves kong fu figh-ti-ing! HA!!! *karate chops my arm*

Me: *eating skittles* O_O *skittles go flying everywhere* I don't...

The Story of Manny Klein

Now you all know about the first moon launch right? First man to walk on the moon was Neil Armstrong, his quote was "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

Now that's what they want you to think he said, he actually said, "one small step for man, one giant leap for Manny Klein"

Neil and Manny were friends since high school, they hanged out all the time, but when Neil got married, Manny didn't.

Many months after Neil got married, Manny met a woman, and her name was Kelly, and after a long time of dating, Manny asked Kelly to marry him.

But Kelly refused, she said, "I won't marry you unless a man walks on the moon!"

Well when Neil went up to the moon, he said his famous quote, "one small step for man, one giant leap for Manny Klein."

RIP Destiney Hammons

December 3rd, 2010

I never really knew you I just saw you around school, but I still cried when I heard the news. Your father was drunk when he came to pick you up from your friends home, but you didn't know that he was so drunk. So you got in with your step-mom and got hit on the way home you were only 13...you had so many dreams and achievements to conquer. You died, your step-mom was injured, but your dad was fine. It always seems like the drunk drivers surnvive...he loved you, and didn't mean for this to happen, but it did, but that doesn't mean he doesn't regret it. I thought you were so pretty. You had so many good friends and family, though I knew not one. I see how much people miss you. How much people loved you.

I'm Free

Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free,

I'm following the path God laid for me.

I took his hand when I heard him call,

I turned my back and left it all.

I could not stay another day,

To laugh, to love, to work or play.

Tasks left undone must stay that way,

I found that peace at the close of the day.

If my parting has left a void,

Then fill it with remembered joy.

A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss,

Ah yes, these things I too will miss.

Be not burdened with times of sorrow,

I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow.

My life's been full, I've savored much.

Good friends, good times,

A loved one's touch.

Perhaps my time seemed all too brief,

Don't lengthen it now with undue grief.

Lift up your heart and share with me,

God wanted me now, he set me free.

Destiney had a promise, her promise was to not drive with a drunk driver, or drink and drive.

Destiney's Promise

I pledge to not ride with a drunk driver or drink and drive.

I pledge to try to keep the roads safe.

I pledge to keep myself and others safe from these hazards.

Will you follow her promise?