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Joined 01-23-11, id: 2717241, Profile Updated: 07-26-11
Author has written 4 stories for Glee.

I'm Alaina and I am sixteen and I am socially awkward and because I am socially awkward I write stories about ficitonal characters.

Everything I've written (or links to them) can be found on my Tumblr

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Children's Fantasy by XxxBubbleGumPrincessxxX reviews
"It's funny how the line between fantasy and reality is more often than not blurred for a child..." When Blaine was a kid, he encountered something amazing, something impossible. Blaine encountered Kurt. I really suck at summaries. Klaine, MermaidKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,227 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
High School Rock Out by spaghettiblue reviews
If Dalton were a delinquent school, and Blaine was the ring leader. If Kurt was the new kid who wasn't as soft as he looked. Who would be at the top, and how long would they last?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Cute Things Kids Say by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Puck goes to see his daughter, but there is an unexpected guest for afternoon tea. Slight AU/futurefic in which Quinn did not give up Beth.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times Kurt Punched Puck In The Dick by Snea reviews
Five times Kurt justly punched Puck in the dick. Because really, have you seen the boy's guns? - Puckurt, pre-slash to established
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
And This Is Why We Knock Children by Punk-Out reviews
Sarah was a bright girl; she really was. But she didn't understand why Noah flipped out when she walked in on him and Kurt... Slash, Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In a Pickle about Pants Pockets by ThatInvisibleGirl reviews
Carole Hummel Hudson is used to finding strange things in Finn's pockets. But not Kurt's. And this is something VERY embarrassing... ONESHOT COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Carole H., Kurt H. - Complete
Unruffled by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Empty Chairs At An Empty Table by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
AU. It's the 1920's. Kurt Hummel is hosting one of his famous soirees, but when one of the guests goes missing, what can they do but get detective Puckerman to investigate? Murder mystery. Contains slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Six Impossible Things by made.of.bees reviews
Kurt/Puck silly little thing inspired by Alice in Wonderland. "Sometimes, Kurt liked to believe six impossible things before breakfast." Fluff.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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Labels reviews
Oh crap, I've ruined everything, now he's going to think I thought it was a date, and oh my God, I thought it was a date, I'm such an idiot, he's totally straight, what have I done, Kurt's mind reeled as he fixed his gaze stubbornly on the field.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
A Tale of Lady Sweaters reviews
"I have to say, I picked the wrong day to wear it. It's far too cold out for these one-shouldered things." Kurt tugged uselessly at fabric hanging over his shoulder in an attempt to get it to cover more of his skin. Blaine whimpered from behind him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Badasses Don't Get Nervous reviews
Puck had been extra testy. His thoughts kept going back to Kurt, and how he would undoubtedly be swaying behind the fun-sized wonder boy of Douche Bag Academy. Puck/Kurt one-shot rated T for Puck mentality.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Good Life reviews
Just when his morning was beginning to look up, everything blew up in his face. With a splutter, Kurt wiped at the scalding liquid dripping down his hair, face, and onto his coat. The man who bumped into him proceeded to steal his cab. Klaine future-fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.