What would happen if Dobby hadn't actually died? My friend Hannah came up with this title.

The one thing Shane thought was impossible may just be true. But how will he react when he finds out just how possible it is and what will the rest of the gang think?

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Penny is gone without a trace, leaving poor Leonard in a terrible depression. Can Sheldon cheer him up?

Sometimes Cats decide to die alone. That's just what they do. WARNING: Character Death.

Dave finds a distraught boy crying alone in a classroom. He goes to comfort him, despite the fact he not exactly confident in how to go about it.

Little Bethany Niles has permanently freed herself from her family's torment, and is now on the run because of the particular method she used for her liberation. Alone, confused, and afraid, Bethany soon runs into none other than Jonathan Crane. Will the good doctor help this lost child, or will he only send her further into the dark abyss that is insanity? Read and Review, please.

'Ronald Weasley is old. He can feel it in his bones— today is his one-hundred and eleventh birthday, and he hates it.'

Hermione can't take it anymore. She lost him, and then lost their child too. She only wanted them to be together. Together forever. Written for The Not For the Faint of Heart Competition as posted by Cookies-and-Ink. Warning: Character death

He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")

A series of short one-shots ranging from humanizing to humorous following Dr. Jonathan Crane in places he might not normally be. Accepting suggestions for future chapters from readers.

I have never written a smut before so my friend dared me to write a Wolfstar smut to see the 'sexy' side of my brain. The ending was mostly for fun, just to piss her off -

An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.

Sirius persuades Remus to take a Muggle Studies trip to America, all so they can investigate a revolutionary new idea - the Gay Straight Alliance! Rated T, but depending on where this goes that may change.

One shot. Batman and Robin are trapped in a house of poison, with only one mask. Who lives and who dies?

A juvenile delinquent thinks that she can breeze through six weeks of court ordered therapy, but her plans to outsmart her psychiatrist begin to go awry as she becomes an unwitting subject in Dr. Crane's experiments. Pre-Batman Begins.

Oneshot based on suggestion in a review for Crane. Batman Begins perhaps Pre-Batman Begins? time frame. Selina Kyle picks the wrong man to make a target of.

Written by Bingo. Take five powerful teenagers, add one teenage spy, throw in a couple of butt-kicking wizards, and you get this: A parody of Power of Five, Harry Potter and Alex Rider. Warning: may make you laugh uncontrollably...

The Golden trio is eating Fudge, Umbridge completely overreacts. Warning: implied character death, minor OOC-ness

Schue decides to do "Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog" as the musical, with a few twists. When real life starts to mirror the play a little too closely, will "Dr. Horrible's" ending be just as bittersweet? T to be safe

A Holy Musical B@man! story. How Candy met Sweet Tooth, and their life of crime together.

Follow the now-infamous Junior through high school and college as he's shaped into the person he was at the time of his death. Trouble in school and relationships increase the pressure on him until he finally reaches his breaking point...

The Junior you know and love is dead. The Junior in this fanfic you may love, but you hardly know. Junior's story before Starship and before he became evil. JuniorXOC Updates will not be as frequent as they used to be.

This is the diary of Junior Space Claw. Dr. Space Claw Head of the Galactic League son. Junior is expected to be a gentelman. Not to tarnish the old respecful name of Space Claw. But since when did Junior listen to anything anyone said?

Everyone has their secrets. Especially Howard, Leonard, Raj, Amy, Bernadette, Penny and yes, even Sheldon. Ten secrets the each keep.

Dumbledore gets many letters each day. Letters from students, staff, ministry people, parents, and others. Here are some of the more... interesting letters.

Common story with a major twist. The Golden Trio, due to various reasons, are dark Slytherins to the core. A story about what happens in their first year. Has some naughty language and dark themes! Pre-threesome ? Future Trio-ship.

God makes a funny creature, Adam has to name it. 'Nuff said.

Tootsie and Mega-girl are celebrating their first New Year together, but when an unexpected event ruins both of their traditions, will they have a happy New Year or not? Just a little oneshot that I HAD to write. Rated T for a bit of swearing.

A/U "He looked out over the horizon. The shinning rays of the sun bounced off the water, making him squint, but he'd seen it. Her beautiful blonde head, trailed by a great iridescent tail as she swam off."

Harry is an orphan who is scouted to join the Hogwarts Dance Troupe after Albus sees him dance for money on a fountain Between making new friends and preparing for the troupes new play can Harry balance love as well? Rated T for now but may go up. R&R plz

Even after they've broken up, seeing his last name tacked onto Penny's was enough to get his heart thundering in his chest. LeonardPenny, oneshot

A dropped petri dish leads to a long situation. Written for arilover10 for Paradox's A Very Merry Saturnalia exchange. Prompt was "Amy, Sheldon and Penny all attend a science conference. Sheldon and Penny end up having to sleep in the same hotel room."

Taken place in Book 1 and inspired by AVPM, these are some stories of what these two experienced together...

The Department of Homeland Security tattles to Sheldon's mother.

Sheldon just wanted to dream, traveling with The Doctor on adventures. But when his dream is rudely interrupted by random fictional characters, trouble is bound to ensue. Read intro for full listing of fandoms used.

A short. Neville and Sheldon are a couple still down to watch a movie. A heck load of awkward. This was a request.

"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.

She's poor and yet sweet. Engaged to Severus Snape, her best friend. He's loyal and trustworthy, until she catches him in a lip lock with the fiancee of James Potter. What will happen to the two abandoned who were never meant to be until fate stepped in?

Song fic After returning home from an awful date, Penny has some wounds she wants to hide from her friends across the hall, but her best friend refuses to let herself hide away. Penny has to wonder, where would she be without her wack-a-doodle?

"I love how she yells at me when I do something incredibly – but brilliantly – stupid. But most importantly, I love you. Now, one final question: Lily Rose Evans. Will you give me the honor of becoming my girlfriend?"

It's a strange sort of friendship that grows up between Gilderoy Lockhart and Broderick Bode.

A dirty note leads Sirius to detention. McGonagall finds Sirius and Remus snogging. Bellatrix tries to announce that Remus is a werewolf. Sirius gets quite confused. Remus doesn't know how to handle his feelings... Shenannigans ensue. R&R!

Have you ever wondered the real reason why Dumledore keeps a bowl of *Lemon* Drops in his office all the time? You can find out, but it's a dark and dangerous road - one that Harry Potter regrets ever setting foot on! Still wanna know? AU!Parody!Mature

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Lupin does a lesson on Boggarts with his second year class, and finds something in Ginny's boggart that reminds him of himself.

Even when you didn't love me back, I still loved you. The long seven years at Hogwarts, all of James' failed attempt to woo Lily, and all those Full Moons. James/Lily. First HP fanfic.

This isn't a real story; just bored. Oneshot. Bernard reads the same sentence however many times. No plot whatsoever.

AVPM A very potter musical by Team Starkid, the musical that we all know and love, now in Facebook format. Enjoy this parody of a parody as Harry sings about his childhood, Ron can't drop eating and Draco just loves roling around! R&R please!

"That thing has a name?" "Course he's got a name, he's mine. I got him off an Irish fella I met down the pub." Inspired by The Philosopher's Stone movie. Hagrid and Bernard have a slightly tipsy night out.

When Remus Lupin's secret crush is discovered, James decides that naturally the only thing to do is help his young friend woo the man of his dreams. Nothing for poor Remus is ever as simple as it seems though... RLSB OCRL JPRL slash

Cassandra always knew how she'd die...so she had plenty of time to plan the perfect revenge on the man who killed her. An AU story, exploring what might have happened if Lister hadn't found Kochanski quite so fast...

Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.

I couldn't stand the cliffhanger for the incomplete web series Little White Lie, so I decided to finish it. This starts right where Little White Lie left off, taking place a day after the last scene of Season One. I do not own LWL; Team Starkid does.

They are fifteen, the first time someone mistakes him for Amy's boyfriend. Oneshot, Rory / Amy.

COMPLETE! The Chamber of Secrets broke Ginny. Harry defeated Riddle, but in revenge, Tom stole Ginny's sanity. She was put in St. Mungo's and forgotten. Ginny was used to the routine, the silence, and her insanity. Then Draco became a healer on her ward.

Marauder Era - 7th year. Professor McGonagall sets a 'goal setting' task for the class of 1978; each student must write a letter to their thirty year old self. 8 chapters of 8 students. LE/JP, SB/RL.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

"Nothing that is complete breathes." - Antonio Porchia — Pairings and characters in 99 words.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Hermoine never let's me do what I want unless my homework is done, but Lockhart is nothing but a smarmy prat...Oh well if I want to fly I got to write this stupid poem!

SLASH. Determined to get him some action, Zack's flamboyant roommate sets the guitarist up on a blind date. His roommate's friend brings a girl for Zack to have dinner with, but it's not the girl who Zack finds interest in. Zack/Freddy. Oneshot.

There's a boy out there, who also likes the rain. He doesn't talk a lot, and doesn't seem to like me very much. But that's okay, I'm used to it. Poem.

Sheldon loves his family, his friends, science, and his routine. And Amy. But not like that. Not how the average person loves. "Romance" because it's as close as Sheldon will ever come - if it was up to me.

Howard has been studying psychology, and he can't help but notice his friends seem to have some interesting mental complexes. Mild slash, SxL. Short crack one shot.

The title is pretty self explanatory. List. No Pairings

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.

My first fic! A series of unrelated parady/humor oneshots containing the 10th and 11th doctors. Rated T for mild swearing, suggestive adult situations, and violence. Beta reader: Hinn-Raven. Please R&R!

Will and Kiriarva talk about what could have been. Sad and slightly angsty but good i hope

Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.

When Dr. Sheldon Cooper is asked to help on a secret project he's in for more than a few surprises.

What do you get when you put four single spies in a CIA created chatroom? A crackfic :D AbbyXJoe, RachelXMatt. Oneshot.

The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!

Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.

Lupin and Sirius sort through some old school photographs...

Summer and the other band members go to a party hosted by some record label execs. She's sick and collapses, and guess who nurses her back to health? None other than Freddy Jones. Fluffy, Read and Review!

Hermione studies magic. Ron studies Hermione.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.

A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.

Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.

The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]

Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.

Summer, perturbed by an English assignment "10 Things I Like About You ", has escaped outside to think. Freddy joins her and offers to listen. They end up revealing their lists about each other to each other. One-shot

AU, part 7 of Sacrifices. In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.

AU of HBP, HPDM slash. Revolution is never an easy choice—and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and the Ministry... Harry doesn’t need any more complications.

AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE

AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE

James attempts to give Harry 'the' talk, while Remus and Sirius 'help'.

AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST