I adore fanfiction. Reading it, writing it, and beta-ing it. If you have any requests, whether they be me writing a fanfiction for you (like something to satisfy a craving - you don't get to claim my work), reading one of your fanfics and reviewing it, or becoming your beta-reader, just ask! You'll never know unless you do!

Update: I'm so sorry that I've been gone...for a year or so. But I'm back! I'm trying to continue my stories, but it isn't happening, so please, give me ideas!

If you read/review any of my fanfics, I will be eternally grateful. No joke.

Ships that I really like include (but are not limited to):

Rent: Mark/Roger - My two favorite Rent characters. They are so amazing together. I love it.

Legally Blonde: Emmett/Elle - Duh. One of the canon couples that I still love. There isn't much room for quirky slash couples in Legally Blonde: The Musical.

Wicked: Fiyero/Elphaba - Another favorite canon. I may try to read some Galinda/Elphaba, and we'll see if that becomes my new obsession. Update: Nope.

WoWP: Alex/Justin - Nothing else. I don't care if it's creepy or borderline incest, it's sweet and adorable and just so darn easy to write!

Twilight: Bella/Jacob - Screw Edward. Not like that. He can go crawl in a hole and try to die. Jacob and Bella are amazing together. Don't deny it, you know you love it.

OTPs: Draco/Hermione, Fred/George (Harry Potter), 10/Astrid (Doctor Who), Johnlock! (Sherlock).

Look at these awesome Copy & Paste thingies that are NOT a waste of your time (only your brain cells)!

If you now want to throw a brick at your telly every time you watch The Wizard of Oz and Elphaba is melted, but you tell yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's okay, copy and paste in your profile.

If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, witch-murdering, squealy little brat, paste this into you profile. (And so much else, but I shall refrain from swearing.)

If you refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba, copy and paste in to your profile. (Sometimes people give me odd looks and I have to explain EVERYTHING!)

If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them and copy and paste this into your profile. (I already kick people!)

If you think it's weird that the only thing Mark does to fix Maureen's sound equipment is press a button, when Joanne, who is a very smart lawyer, PROBABLY would have been able to figure it out herself given time (or at least would have totally over-payed that engineer), copy this into your profile.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away.

The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.