Name: You can call me Sarah, mainly because I have the most awkward screen name in the world and I won't ask you to call me by it.

Age: In my mid-teens, clinging to the last semblance of childhood I have.

About me: I'm rather snarky and make cynical/sarcastic comments, but most people will tell you I'm an idealist. I can't draw, but my art has been named as a functional torture device, so damn if that ain't something. I'm from the East Coast, and it sometimes shows in the way I talk (robotic grammar, occasional British pronunciation). I hate pompous or rude people so naturally I've retreated to the internet. I'm a bit of a hermit because I haven't gotten out much since I started online school, so I spend a lot of time writing and perfecting my style. You shouldn't take me too seriously.

Inspirations: Music is a big one, and watching certain shows. If a show or book or whatever can get me invested in a character, I'll write about them.

Specialty: Characters. Like I said, if you can get me attached to a character, I'll fall in love with the story, even if the plot is them chasing after a deluded magician and the pet bird bird he escaped from drama class with (coughSherlockHolmes2010cough). Plot's important, but it's the characters that make a story in my opinion.

Notes: OriginalAlienSuperspy published my Kids Next Door story for me while I waited for my account to unlock (why do they have a 2-day timer anyway? It's annoying!). It's just a teaser, not very consequential, and an early work meaning it automatically makes me cringe, so don't worry about it.

Oh, and I just published my first story! And it sucks. Pfft. Aw well. If you like what you do, who cares if you suck at it.

Favorite Quotations:

Me: JOIN ME, RAIDER! NO MIME WILL BE LEFT STANDING!

Raidersecho: JOINED.

NumbuhPhenon: Interesting.
Me: I've noticed that you say that a lot when talking to us. We must be very... "interesting"
Tmcala: cuz we're the most interesting people ever.

Me: Pfft. Another stage of the world domination plan?

Phenon: Of course. First I teach my spitz Kiki to tango, then we jump to Canada. There, Kiki's cuteness and tango shall win them over! I'll be bigger then Beiber! Then I shall use my influence and fame to start my own indenpendent party. The first attempt I will lose to shake off suspicion, then the second time I run, I will win in a landslide! Then I'll lull them into a false sense of security, and before the people can decide to get rid of me, I'll go full blown dictator!

Me: But... you're not Canadian.

Phenon: -then I will start digging up all that untapped oil to fuel my secret WMD factories. Then my spies in China will... wait what?

Me: Good thing the quality of our conversations has not decreas- OH LOOK DANCING DOG."

Phenon: Oooooooh!

Me: "I wanted to reach out and try to use jedi mind powers so that I wouldn't have to get up, but thought you'd accuse me of being crazy."

My Mom: "Nah, I've tried it."

Raider: "You guys. I really wanna do this. *shakes head*"
Phenon: "Do what?"
Me: "Eat Terra? O.o I dunno if she'd like that."
Raider: "I don't she'd like that at all."
Phenon: "I know I wouldn't."

Me: "'Nearly one in four, or 24 percent, is considered to be chronically homeless, meaning they've lived on the streets for more than a year.' Dude. A quarter of San Diego's population will be lining up to shank you. Raider, we better lock the doors!"
Raider: "Phenon, make sure you protect my USB car charger!"
Phenon: "Oh yeah, I'll be SURE to consider that as I sleep in the cold car with no heat."
Me: "We told you, keeping the car running all night will cost us gas!"
Phenon: "Whoo-dee-fckin-doo."
Raider: "That's the spirit!"

"Flipping through Fanfiction.net is like flipping through hell with an occasional slice of the heavenly cheesecake thrown in."

Raider: Friday is foursome day.
Phenon: ...Okay, what did I miss?

Me: Put down the weapon! Don't do anything drastic!!!
Raider: hide yo kids...
Tmcala: yay!!!!!
Phenon: Crap. What'd I miss?
Tmcala: halloween 2010
Raider: Where have you been?!
Phenon: I missed halloween?

Me: Like our Comic Con plans?
Phenon: They're interesting. XD
Raider: You in? Or old.
Phenon: I don't know if all I'm going to have is a butter knife. XD There are hobos out there!

Phenon: "Oh, where's Raider?"
Me: "Defending time and space, so shut up."

Raider: "By the way, you have three wives now."
Phenon: "I noticed."

Raider: "Well, we're both above averege intelligence. *Average."
Me: "..."
Raider: "Don't say anything."

Phenon: "Maybe use a dog as a shield? Since they won't attack their own."
Me: "NEW PLAN! We shall duct tape dogs to our person like a giant barking pimp suit! Squirrels will see us an tremble!"

Phenon: And I am not short!
Raider: Oh thank god.
Me: So you'll hold your own when the car is attacked. Perfect.
Phenon: Wait, what?

Raider: (IS MOURNING) AND I'LL NEVER GET TO REALLY PINCH HIS CHEEEEKKKSSS.
Me: We'll never get to glomp him! Or stalk him on his first gay date! And wait, what?
Phenon: Wait, what?

Phenon: Internet pop-up lies!
Me: Oh yeah? You fell for one?
Phenon: Yes. I though if I clicked and filled the thing out right Pizza Hut would deliver me two medium pizzas.
Me: ...What.
Phenon: I was HUNGRY!

Me: (after Raider and I blow up a building) "...OH MY GOD, they gave us defective rocket launchers!"