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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. Heyyyyyyy People. The names Ally and I'm kinda new to this. Well I dunno why but I find the need to post this sooo... You call me a bitch. Okay, but a bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark, and bark is on trees. Trees are part of nature, and therefore since nature is beautiful, THX 4 THE COMPLIMENT!! S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit. Pluto (It is a planet. Those scientists were just jealous they weren't dwarfs)- I got this from DeathtoBieber I FLUFFING LOVE YOU!! Why are firetrucks red? There's four wheels in the front, and eight wheels in the back. Four plus eight is twelve. There's 12 inches in a foot. A foot is a ruler. A ruler is Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is a boat. A boat floats in the sea. There are fish in the sea. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. That is why Fire trucks are red. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to ball, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!! 1: Fang 2:Gazzy 3:Max 4:Iggy 5:Total 6:Nudge 7:Dylan 8:Ratchet (From Angel) 9:Akila 10:Star (Also from Angel) 11:Ella 12:Ari 1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? (Nudge/Ella) Nooo... 2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Iggy) I guess, Well lets see. On a scale of 1-Fang he's a 3. Which isnt all that bad. 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Ari and Ratchet) No comment. 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Akila) Nope. 5)Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Gazzy and Nudge) I guess...Maybe...I don't have a freaking clue. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Total and Akila or Total and Star) Who wouldn't say Total and Akila. I mean COME ON! 7)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Max and Star) Hmmmm... Max tries to kill Star and I think this is all I should put if nobody wants a spoiler from Angel 8)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Fang and Ratchet) If there was I would totally read it! 9)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Dylan and Ari) Uhhh well this is a hard one. How about "I pledge to not kill you" 10)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Fang and Iggy) What does that even mean? 11)Does anyone on your friends list read Three? (Max) Well probably considering MAXimum Ride 12)Does anyone on your list draw or write 11 (Ella) I don't know the answer to that question 13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Gazzy, Iggy, and Total) Probably not 14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Star) I want a taco 15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Ratchet) Gonorrhea- Lil' Wayne...I dont know why though. He just would haha 16) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Fang, Nudge, and Ari) WARNING: This story may contain a furry creature being put to death by two dark individuals. 17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Star and Gazzy) I always did love a man who knows how to make anything explode 18) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Ella, Gazzy and Ratchet) Again no comment 19) How emo is Seven? (Dylan) So Emo, he loves to stalk teenage girls. That didnt make any sense but oh well STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Favourite Quotes Who wants to sing ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall? - Fang, School's Out Forever Apart from my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica! - Fang "I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max "I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you're against stereotypes, and bold the ones applying to you For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) COPY AND PASTES!!!. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels! If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile. If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. Okay, since you guys might want to know a little bit about me, I've decided to look up random questions, copy and paste them, then answere them. So here you go: Have you ever eaten a crayon? Not that I am aware of... What was the last thing you had to drink? Water, I think What do you do in your free time? Write, listen to drama, , youtube and look up random crap, hang out with friends... Do you like chocolate? Hell to the yes. Do you like spicy food and why? I thought i could... until I tried wasabi If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? California or New York, just to try it How old are you? Why do you care? Stalker. What is your first name? Ally. Where do you live? Kentucky, USA and no I do not have an accent, well to some I do but I do not have a southern one. What is your favorite color? RAINBOW... or orange...or maybe even pink What is your favorite band/song? EVERYTHING! What is your favorite food? Um...anything. I eat whatever. I'm not picky. Do you have any scars? Yeah i got it in the 3rd grade at school. I was reaching into the ice cream bin then started bleeding randomly. Its on the top of my wrist. Do you like the rain or the sun? Sun! What pets do you have? A 8 1/2 pound multipoo (my mom picked it out), 6 rats, and 3 hamsters. Weird bunch of animals, I know. Are you fat? ...No. Do you have braces? Nope but I'm gunna get the invisible ones soon What are your life goals? To touch my tongue to my nose. Do you bite your nails? I used to. Do you cuss often? Only to myself. I like to rhyme words with cuss words. So instead of saying the 'F' word...I would say Fluff. Do you pop your bones? Yes! Are you a bad kid or a goody goody kid? I would like to think I'm in between. Are you religious? ...Yeah i guess What is on your bedside table? My ipod, cell phone, water, volleyball trophy. What is your favorite T.V. show? Skins (its new on MTV) Do you play X-box, Playstation, or Nintendo? All 3, i cant decide. Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? I don't know. Ask Fang. YOUR REAL NAME: Allyson...Ally 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Allizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Orange Unicorn 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (Middle name and current street name): Raeann Balsam...ct. 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Legalege 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Hot pink water 7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lgaeten 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's middle name): Ann 9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Shadow...hey that works Well...thats all 4 write now. Bahahaha get it *write now...Oh nvm;) "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4 "The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang "I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4 "The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang "I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4 "The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang "I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" | |||||||
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