thexwalrushide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, Sherlock, and Supernatural. Hiii. :) (I hope you read that in Moriarty's voice. I always do.) I'm Joanna. I'm eighteen and I live on the east coast of the US. I am Dean Winchester in a less hot, female body. I love Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and too many bands to even begin to list them. I'm a Slytherin, and Snape is my favorite. My Doctor is Nine, best companion was Rose. I wanna be a big name record producer not for the money or fame, but to make my music teacher proud. Most stuff here will be crossposted with my other accounts - tumblr (ask) and livejournal (kissed_away). And of course, a list of OTPs I still care about: 1. Dean/Cas 2. John/Sherlock 3. Snape/Lily 4. Doctor/Rose I'm not scary at all, so message me if you feel like talking! :D | |||||||
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His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
History Repeats by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
After a year of being close to death in the parallel universe, the TARDIS brings Rose's consciousness back to the first time she set foot in the TARDIS. She's given the chance to save lives and stop Canary Warf. But can she do it... or will she fall apart
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,925 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Rose T.
Klaine: the Extended Edition by functionaloptimist reviews
An extended version of the adventures of Kurt and Blaine in seasons two, three, four, and five!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 552,025 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Paris En Blanc by Salsa849 reviews
Modern College AU. It's a Snow Day in the City of Lights, Enjolras is on foot in the fast-approaching blizzard and a friend unexpectedly comes to his aid. Fluff and introspection ensue. EnjolrasxGrantaire
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Like Fire and Gasoline by LaurenIsCool reviews
The two opposing forces of Enjolras and Grantaire might seem clashing from the outside, but every so often they are used in each other's favor. While Enjolras loves his cynic with a burning adoration outmatched only by his love of revolution, Grantaire keeps Enjolras from flying too close to the sun, and bandages him up when he does.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
With Starlight In Their Wake by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
When the Doctor is floating around in space, minding his own business and bugging Amy, suddenly the TARDIS lands them in London, the year 2000. And he meets Rose Tyler, age fourteen, and cannot help but change his own future. 9/Rose, 10/Rose, 11/Rose... basically, Doctor/Rose, because by the time that I'm done with this story, Rose isn't ever leaving. Background Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Idylls of the King by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
They have both waited long enough. Now, it is time for the king to rise again. Merthur, post 5x13. Major spoilers for the series finale. One-shot, complete.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Scars by hawkflyer667 reviews
Merlin knows the story behind every one of Arthur's scars. What's surprising is that Arthur knows the same. [Merthur. Fluff. No smut.]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Assumptions by jacedesbff reviews
I liked the idea of Clint and Natasha being married before the events of the film, but I wanted to make it believable. This is what came of it. The first chapter involves Steve and Wikipedia, which is always fun. A series of related one-shots.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Through Trials and Tribulations by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 192,115 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Intimacy by St. Aelphaba reviews
"Anyway, lying ten centimeters away from him on a sunny day on a grassy hill, listening to his voice detailing the behaviors of blast-ended skrewts, and watching the round white clouds slowly drift by - that isn't so bad."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Effigermus by T'Kirr reviews
TenRose. Two species have grown unnaturally apart. The Tenth Doctor and Rose find themselves whisked away into a sensual mystery of greed, love and loyalty that shatters the barriers of their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Alphabet Announcement by ennaxxor reviews
Penny has something important to tell Leonard. So what does that have to do with a Star Wars book?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
Love and Learning by RJ Worthington reviews
The pamphlets Kurt's dad gave him didn't help that much - he's still clueless. Maybe he'll take up Blaine on his offer to talk about… that stuff. The two bond as their relationship grows into something more than friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Many Thoughts of Severus Snape by The Science of Fanfiction reviews
Horrible title, I know. A random Snape/Lily fic, that's rated T for safety. Kind of AU; I just thought of it one night and decided to get it down on Word. Filled with fluffiness. Shortfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Peanut Reaction by minor-thing reviews
Penny gives Leonard his birthday present. Leonard/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Our First Thunderstorm by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
Set near the beginning of season three. No specific spoilers. Completely random. I think I dreampt this up listening to Carrie Underwood's "This Time." I guess the line "or the sound of the rain on my windowsill" gave me the idea.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Leonard H., Penny
The Second Harmonic by windswept-dreams reviews
Fluff. One-shot. Penny and Leonard find ways to deal with busy work schedules and Penny may actually learn to like mornings. This is a peak into some hidden moments of their relationship.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Location Revelation by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
The hallway. At first it doesn't make sense, but then the memories come rushing back.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
In Retrospect by Anticipating Boxes reviews
Jo didn't remember exactly when her first opinion of him had changed, but she could still recall that her first thoughts upon meeting Ash were 'what a tool'. She wouldn't actually notice her opinion changing for a very long time. Jo/Ash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jo H., Ash - Complete
Not a Pair, a Person by TiredGreenEyes reviews
I'm a shoe Angelina, I came in a pair. And if you loose one shoe, what's the point of keeping the other?" Ang/George pairing COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
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Dean Winchester Doesn't Do Musicals reviews
... Or Love, but He Breaks His Own Rules Sometimes. Second installment in the hospital!verse where Dean and Cas meet in a hospital after accidents. They've been together for six months, and a stupid gift from Adam changes everything.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
My Roommate's a Quirky Sex God reviews
... or How the Car Wreck that Destroyed Baby was the Best Thing that Happened. Ever. AU where Dean wakes up from a coma and befriends his roommate at the hospital, a quirky guy named Cas. Dean/Castiel. Pointless fluff inspired by a tumblr post.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
These Three Years, One Week, Five Days Gone By
It's been three years, one week, five days since it happened. Three years, one week, five days since John had talked to his flatmate. Three years, one week, five days too long. A heaping pile of fluff topped with a dollop of angst because, well, it's Moffat's world, sadly. Part of what I hope will become a series of interwoven oneshots.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Random Klaine Drabble reviews
Slight spoilers for I Am Unicorn. This just popped into my head, and Kurt and Blaine were screaming at me to write it. Cute fluff. This is my headcanon until RIB decide to screw it up next week. Enjoy, and lemme know what you think!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This Is Our Night reviews
George and Angelina's wedding day. A little fic that popped into my head. Fluffy and bittersweet, and involves a lot of my headcanon. Implied Percy/Oliver sidepairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
I Love You Like Never Before reviews
Set after Snape's final moments. Afterlife fic. I wrote this while listening to the Glee Cast version of "Songbird" and I suggest you listen to it while you read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
