Name: Haven.(it means your personal place of serinity)

DoB: I'll only tell you that it is January 4th

Things about me: I am hyper, random, (as my friend Richard would say)abusive, and blonde

My best friend on fan fiction and in real life Giggles1991. please look her up! She's awesome!

Books i like: pjo(percy jackson and the olympians), hon(house of night), hoo(heros of olympus), va(vampire academy), and most of William Shakespeare's plays.

Quotes:

You know my name, not my story, so don't judge me.

Do you find every time you cover your eyes to keep the tears held up dripping down even more. - Angels and Airways(Flight of Apollo)

I'm sorry. All out of advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. And tomorrow doesn't look so good either.

I don't run away from you. I walk away slowly, and it kills me that you don't care enough to stop me.

I don't miss you. I miss the person I thought you were.

On the outside I'm smiling, but on the inside I'm dying.

Best friends are like fairy tale books; easy to read.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the roads without their motives questioned.

I'm not random, i just- ohhh salad.

Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. No. Not you. You. Yes you. Do you like tacos?

I stopped fighting my inter demons, we're on the same side now.

Kids are the future. Be affraid. Be very affraid.

"I'm a ghost! I disserve to know everything!"- Sam Puckett unseen

"Yeah? Are you afraid of my possibly isane dark side coming out?

No, I'm affraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isn't afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right.

Is there a difference?

Yes. The second one scares me."- Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belovik shadow kiss pg.392 paragraphs 10-13.

I changed my name to Haven so that my innitials would be HAM! :-D

Don't ask questions. You annoy me enough already.

I used to have super powers, but my psycologist took them away from me.

me & my friend megan(running and screaming down the school halways): I'LL NEVER HAVE THAT 2:30 FEELING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!![let's just say... never give me a 5hr. energy! XD]

Yes I'm a weirdo, but I'm the awesomest weirdo you'll ever meet!

They say I'm not cool, but cool is just another word for cold. And if I'm not cold I'm hot. Thanks for saying that I'm hot, I love it when people who hate me give me compliments! XD

They laugh at us because we're stupid. We're laughing at them because they just found that out!XD

May the FORKS be with you(the fairly odd parents trilogy prt.2) XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDx1,000,000,000,000,000,000

When you rain on my parade i break out my slip and slide.

When people are being mean walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from the retards and have their shoes!

When someone makes you mad remember this. It takes up to seventy muscles to frown but it only takes four to punch somebody.

Remember you should never cry over a boy. If they make you cry, they're not worthy of you. And if they're worthy of you they won't make you cry.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Never knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates it when people do that.

The voices in my head may not be real but they've got some great ideas.

You think the world is full of crazy people? Oh yeah? Really? WELL I'M THEIR LEADER! GET 'EM!

It's you and me against the world. We attack at midnight.

I like running with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every little second of it.

10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% demon child so you better be nice!

If you keep telling me to be more like you and stop to smell the roses then I'll laugh when you inhale a bee.

i'm bored with nothing to do and a baseball bat. *My friend* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares about hugs?!?!?!?! If i see you I'm gonna tackle you.

yeah, i hit like a girl but you could to if you hit a bit harder.

my imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem

you cry i cry you laugh i laugh you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder

RaNdOm StUfF:

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

List 12 of your favorite characters in no specific order:

1.Thalia

3.Percy

4.Annabeth

5.Apollo

6.Artemis

7.Tyson

8.Chiron

9.Poseidon

10.Athena

11.Sally Jackson

12. Paul Blofis

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?

Artemis/Sally. NOOOOOO...

2. Is 4 hot? How hot?

Annabeth. I'M A GIRL

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 preggers?

PAUL GOT CHIRON PREGGERS!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

4. Can you think of any fics about 9?

Poseidon? Yeah.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NICO AND ARTEMIS!!! AWW HADES NO!

6. 5/9 or 5/10?

Apollo/Poseidon or Apollo/Athena. NEITHER!!!

7. What if 7 walked in on in on 2 and 12 kissing?

If Tyson walked in on Nico and Paul kissing the world would end.

8. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Thalia/Chiron fluff? I SERIOUSLY HOPE NOT!!!!

9.Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Tyson/Paul. Ummmmmmmm...?

10. Does anyone of your friends consider 3 hot?

Percy? Yeah one of 'em.

11. Do any of your friend draw or write 11?

Sally? no...

12. Would you or any of your friends write a 2/4/5 fic?

Nico/Annabeth/Apollo? PLEASE NO!!!!

13. If you wrote a song fic about 8 what song would you choose?

Chiron??? I'll make a man out of you from Mulan. (can't ya see it)

14. If you wrote a 12/6/1 song fic what would the warning be?

Thalia/Artemis/Paul. WEIRDNESS UP AHEAD!!!!!

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 9?

Poseidon. A while ago.

16. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 dumps 1 for 9. 1 broken hearted goes on a date with 11, has an unhappy break up with 12, then follows the wise advise of 5 and finds true love with 3.

Thalia and Tyson are in a happy relationship until Tyson dumps Thalia for Poseidon. Thalia ,broken hearted, goes on a date with Sally, has an unhappy break up with Paul, then follows the wise advise of Apollo and finds true love with Percy.

17. What title would you give this fic?

STUFF THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AS LONG AS WE EXSIST!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let's do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things ALONE

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.(Nooooo!)

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(Horrible! Wrong plot, wrong characters, name something that wasn't wrong!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(No Way!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.(Are yu kidding, I bring them all with me!)

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hades!)

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.(they dont limp)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Actually, never--and proud of it! -Broadway4eva) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that girl.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Her tone was warm, though undeniably. (untamed)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

the computer screen.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

steel magnolia

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:24pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:23pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Phineas and Ferb

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

looking for my big sister's purse in her car

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

a black tank top and black gym shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

I haven't had a dream all week!

11. When did you last laugh?

While reading a FanFic

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a painting by my mom and a clock

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No

14. What do you think of this quiz?

odd

15. What is the last film you saw?

steel magnolia

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

ummmmmmmm. how?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i live in tennessee

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

People wouldn't be superficial!

19. Do you like to dance?

no! i am terrible at it!

20. George Bush:

stupid son of ares

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Raina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Deraina

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 7

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Who doesn't think about that?)

You wear chains.
You like heavy metal. (Depends. Who is it?)

You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 9

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I wish!)
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 7

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo guys are hot. (If we are talking about Nico, then YES!)
Total : 9

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 7

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 1

What am I? I am...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE HIGH GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I love READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

This is what I am, and I am proud to say so.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

Man: Your the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
Woman: Really, because when i see you i want to hurll

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

37 Secrets About Yourself.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

my mom painted it

3) What's your middle name?

Alyssa. (if u call me by that i'll hunt u dwn nd kill u)

4) Your current relationship status?

I am single once more.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't know.

6) What is your current mood?

bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

PERSONAL BOUNDRIES DUDE!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black

9) Missing something?

my sanity

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

a lot of things

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what animal would you be?

a jungle cat or my mom's cat zoey

12) Ever had a near death experience?

kinda

13) Something you do alot?

listen to music and read

14) The song stuck in your head?

the kill by 30 seconds to mars(LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

JustADreamer123

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I DON"T KNOW

17) When was the last time you cried?

why...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

NO. I CAN SING BUT I HAVE EXTREME STAGE FRIGHT!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

invisiblity

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

their eyes

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

Donuts

22) What's your biggest secret?

shhhh don't tell carly. LOLX10000000000! why would i tell you?

23) Favorite Color?

black

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

does icarly count? if so then YES.

25) What are you?

A human

26) Do you speak any other language?

i'm trying to learn ancient greek.

27) What's your favorite smell?

the forest and the wildreness

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

sad

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

no. and i don't need a man to complete me!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

NUTIN'

31) What should you be doing?

sleeping! it's 1:29am

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

I don't remember

33) Do you like working in the yard?

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

hmmmm...

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

No. I don't act differently around him. I act like myself.

36) What is your natural hair color?

blonde. now it has light orange and dark brown highlights. all natural. i'm (sadly) not allowed to die my hair.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I don't know...

An iCarly Survey

What’s your favorite episode?

iomg(SEDDIE)

Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?

No

Who introduced you to the show?

the tv. i've been watching it ever since the premier

Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?

Nope

What do you predict for the characters in the future?

Seddie and cibby

Who’s your favorite character?

Sam Puckett

Who’s your favorite girl?

Sam Puckett

Who’s your favorite guy?

Freddie Benson

What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes?

Sam(to carly): don't tell carly

What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?

:( those are the best ones though. fine. the whole episode of iomg was a seddie moment so there!

What’s your favorite Spam moment?

When they were laughing about the dude Sam yelled out at the ice rink I don’t remember what episode though.

What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam?

When they hugged in iQuit iCarly

What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters?

Every argument between Sam and Freddie.

Which episode title is your favorite?

iomg

Is this one of your favorite shows?

YES!

Seddie or Creddie?

SEDDIE FTW!

Season 3 or season 4?

season 4 iomg

Spam or Sam/Jonah?

Spam friendship

Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”?

iGo to Japan

Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”?

Season 2 DVDs

“iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”?

iTwins

Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?

SAM!!!

Sam or Carly?

Sam

Carly or Freddie?

Freddie

Sam or Spencer?

Sam

Spencer or Freddie?

Freddie

Jonah or Pete?

Pete

Tureen or Wendy?

Wendy.

Sam or Freddie?

yes

Granddad or Mrs. Benson?

Mrs Benson because she's awesome!

Griffin or Jake?

Griffin.

Griffin or Freddie?

Freddie

Carly or Spencer?

Spencer

Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard?

Ms. Briggs

Nevel or Mandy?

Nevel

Nevel or Tureen?

Nevel!

Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality?

Emmett the eating kid

The girls on the show or the guys on the show?

The girls!

How did you first hear about the movie events?

TV duh!

Are you excited for ilost my mind?

DUH

What do you think of the casting on the show?

I love everyone.

Do you watch it religiously?

Yea!

Do any of your friends watch it?

Yes! ALL MY FRIENDS DO!

Do you think it will run a long time?

Yes it gets like 12 million people each new episode!!!

What episode did you like Sam the best?

iKiss, iTwins, iMust Have Locker 239, iomg

How about Freddie?

iKiss, iReunite With Missy, iBelieve in Bigfoot, iomg

And what about Carly’s?

iFight Shelby Marx

Which character would you meet in person?

Sam

Which actress would you meet in person?

Jennette McCurdy, she’s amazing!

Which actor would you meet in person?

Nathan Kress...cause he’s hot haha.

25 reasons i owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that's why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone)

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

If your a half blood, copy this over to your profile and add your name:

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Nicobeth-Annico

Shockra2000

Justinlin7

Karmabear2050

Nellis123

DaughterofPoseidon1132

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HarryPotterFanFreak123

TheBestFreakEver

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you LOVE Percabeth, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you protect the enviroment for Grover, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tried to control water and be like Percy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If every time you put on a Yankee cap, you think you'll turn invisible, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Well not sometimes. All the time. It's a wonder I still have friends!)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoy people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you ever started an argument with yourself and lost copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile!

If you have been ask more than once if you are ADHD copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you prefer the term anti-sane to YOU PSYCHO C&P

When you rain on my parade i break out my slip and slide.