The name's Thedude3445. You can call me Thedude3445. You'll probably call me Thedude3445 because that is the name you gave me, of course. And that's alright with me. I don't know if it's alright if you call me anything other than Thedude3445. I mean, first off, why would you do that? Is there really a point in being silly and making up a new name for me? Is it because you don't like my name? Well fine then, I don't like your name either. How do you feel about that? You probably don't feel good about it. Well, now you know how I feel.

Anyway, I don't usually write fan fiction. It's an honorable premise, but I tend to mainly write original fiction, which you can find on the internet if you look hard enough. Look up "ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture" if you want to read my latest original web serial novel.

What you will find here on this profile, for the most part:

a) Really old stuff from when I was in middle school or high school that is almost all incomplete and definitely all really bad.

b) Silly Madoka fan fictions

c) Ironically awful fan fictions, such as The Bulbears: Lordess to Nomad, the Pikmin fan fiction where all the dialogue is in haiku and I intentionally try to fulfill all bad writing clichés I can think of.

Whatever you pick, I hope you enjoy my stories! :)

GOOD REFERENCE GUIDE FOR MADOKA: I realized that, unlike on Archive of Our Own, which links the stories together, it is somewhat unclear what order to read my Madoka fan fictions in. so here is the official series order:

The Madoka Series, by Thedude3445:

Madoka in Mexico

My Big Fat Madoka Wedding

One-Shot) Madoka's Birthday Wish

Once Upon a Time in Madoka

Kuttuskiboshi x Madoka Magica: Prelude to Caribbean Rim

Caribbean Rim

Hopefully you can use this guide to read all these stupid stories and laugh a few times.