Full name: Jamie Anne Primack

Gender: Female! "Dad" does not refer to me!

Hair color: Weird brownish blonde. Darker than dirty blonde but light enough to be considered it. I also have gold/platinum highlights.

Eyes: They're weird. They change colors constantly. It's really annoying with school photos because in one picture I'll have blue eyes and in another I'll have green, gray, amber, and so forth. Plus they have this weird orange ring around them. I don't understand it...

Age: *sob* I'm only fourteen ... People are always surprised by that. They think I'm older! Doesn't my maturity level give away that I'm not?

Height: Uh... 5'5'', I think.

Weight: Don't be nosy!

Hobbies: Uh, lot's of things. Playing Final Fantasy games, drawing manga, reading manga, writing fanfics ^_^, writing original novels (I want to be a writer someday) and I have a web-comic called "Untitled Levotica" (http://)

School: Adlai E. Stevenson Highschool (me hate school).

Dwelling (teehee, funny word): Chicago suburbs of Illinois. Not too interesting... And it's God damn freezing up here!

Pets: I have a really cute (though vicious at first impressions) long-haired Dachshund (the weiner/hotdog dogs) named Xena. But I hate that name, so I call her "Squishy."

Siblings: None! *tear* I'm so lonely!

Interesting facts about me (that aren't really all that interesting):
1. My parents are, like, heavy metal gothics. Isn't that nice? I spotted my mom in a live-concert music video of Marilyn Manson. She dragged her super religious friend along with her, hehe. The concert had a very satanic name. Don't think her friend liked it too much... I'm currently not a goth but, hey, ya never know ^_^ Naw, I'm not brave enough to do anything like that...
2. I'm obsessed with Kuja from Final Fantasy IX. I dressed up as Trance Kuja two Halloweens ago. It was fun ^_^ Oh, and I LOVE Harry Potter! Sirius Black is da bomb! Sirius forever (or not, it seems... *sniff*)!
3. I like guys who aren't real...

And I am a DIE-HARD fan of Black Mage from "8-Bit Theater." He's so cute and evil with his "stabbity deaths" and his "Hadokens" and his "mmm... pies." and of course his "do you work for the ups?" pick-up line, and who could forget "evil is good..." or "spleen... still unaccounted for..." or my personal favorite:

"Shut up or I'll stab your face off."

Yay, Black Mage ("It's stabbin' time!")

Summary of my most successful fanfic, Return of the Destroyed (for Final Fantasy IX) Warning: contains spoilers due to lack of summary otherwise *sweatdrop*

Garland has returned from the dead. His only goal is to complete his mission: the assimilation of Gaia and Terra. But things have changed for the evil overlord: all the souls of the Invincible are gone. Now Garland is on a mission to regain the lost souls (and more) to finish the job he started. Kuja is, unfortunately, tossed into the middle of this frightful struggle. After spending three years in the safety of a small town that doesn't know who he is, Kuja suddenly finds himself allied once more with Zidane...and the rest of the FFIX crew who still hate his stinkin' guts. But when Garland unleashes his old creations, the geonomes, to kill Kuja's companions, it becomes an all-out struggle for survival. The geonomes are a recreation of the long-dead, great Terran general Drakja just as Kuja is the recreation of the great Terran general Saishoja. Things get worse when Megan, Kuja's "girlfriend," discovers who he is and realizes that, being a lost Summoner, he killed her father! Now she hates him. Yet in the backdrop of this adventure lurks the fiersome mystery of Saishoja and Drakja. How did they know each other, and what is their connection to Kuja and the new Drakja? Is there more to their relationship then just "recreations and predecessors." How far will Garland go to revert Kuja back to Saishoja? How far will Garland go to assimilate Gaia and Terra? But most importantly, how far will Garland go to retrieve the souls he lost all those years ago...? Is it true, what the purple-eyed prophet says? Is Kuja doomed to die...?!
Read Return of the Destroyed for the complete story ^_^