Onyx Sprita
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Joined 12-05-10, id: 2643823, Profile Updated: 08-23-15
Author has written 9 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Harry Potter.

Helloooo. I'm just a young, bog-dwelling Irish girl who writes occasionally writes fanfiction to amuse herself.

Pairings:

Skulduggery Pleasant: Fletchyrie, Flyra, Ghanith, Chinduggery (a bit), Thrashgrace, Fletcher/Toxic Twins (both of them because how can you choose between them?), Fletcher/me

Harry Potter: Jily, Harry/Ginny, Rita/Gilderoy (they are so cute together!!! even though i can see them ending tragically)

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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6957 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jealousy Wears a Green Mask by starfishbeliever reviews
When James asks another girl to the Halloween Masquerade, Lily ropes all of the marauders in on her plan to remind him why she's the one he really wants... even if it means making him jealous. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Secret Keeper by ermalope reviews
Dumbledore suggests Severus Snape as Secret Keeper for the Potters, which is awkward all around. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Meet the Destroyer of the World by ShegoRulz reviews
The year 2017 and the world is in ruins. It's Darquesse against the few survivors who are willing to fight for whatever cost - with Skulduggery Pleasant himself doing his best to save his Valkyrie Cain, while running the secret army. With so many dead and so few living, will anyone ever bring the Destroyer of the World to justice? Multiple pairings inside. Rated T/M
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,766 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Skulduggery Pleasant: Some Days Are Just Plain Odd by RKellyn reviews
Drabbles, AUs, action, old romance, new romance, angst, drama, comedy, Fletcher's hair gel, loafers, general hijinks and Anton Shudder being a sex fiend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,138 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Starlight by RKellyn reviews
'But Gordon's there, holding her back with tears streaming down his face and there's a scream coming out of her mouth that pierces her heart over and over.'
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Past She Hid by Nomi nomnom reviews
Valkyrie has grown up and is no longer involved in the magical society. She is now being forced to work with her old partner again, and she is beginning to remember times and people that she would rather stay buried in the depths of her mind.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Talking Skeletons and Broken Bones by PeanutsWithCream reviews
When Fletcher has to go for extra lessons with a girl two years his junior, he chances upon said girl in the Bio lab talking to the lab skeleton... And the skeleton talks back. After this unfortunate discovery, he gets dragged into the dark side of the world by these quirky characters and a few more unorthodox people. Swearing! First fic! Review please!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Crossover by AppleCrumblePerson reviews
Fletcher and Caelan realise how much they hate eachother, then a strange psychic vists them both. The next moring, they wake up in each others bodys Fletcher in Caelan's, Caelan in Fletcher's . Valkyrie and Fletcher are just friends and havn't dated at all yet. Enjoy and R&R please! :P
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Fletcher R., Caelan - Complete
50 Shades of Zombie by ShegoRulz reviews
Just WHAT has Thrasher caught Clarabelle reading? Thrashgrace. Rated T. My first Skulduggery fanfic :)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - V. Scapegrace, Thrasher/Gerald - Complete
Pleasantly Caribbean by Skiehr'Kaeur reviews
Oh the joys of cross-overs! Especially Sp and PoTC! This fanfic is the plot line of PoTC mixed up with the characters of SP. And since that's going to happen, rest assured that it is amazing… Just like moi! :D
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011
Now We See Who Wears The Trousers! by Amara Calla reviews
A bunch of crazy, random, funny -hopefully- stories and drabbles that you should really read if you want to live your life TO THE MAX! Will contain loads of pairings, both canon and wacky made up ones. Tanith is alive and sane! T to be safe. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,143 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Diary of an Ex Grand Mage by RKellyn reviews
Guild has some revenge to carry out like a wrathful Faceless God. And if that means coaching Pleasant and co. in the process, then so be it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - T. Guild - Complete
It's Broken Until You Fix It by twattingdaleks reviews
Fletchkyrie Warning: Fluff from the start. Set after Death Bringer. Valkyrie is interrupted by a text from Fletcher.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R. - Complete
Brother of Mine by Raven Quill Dipped In Ink reviews
Skulduggery receives a call from someone unexpected. Uncertain why he's so tense, Valkyrie listens in only to be left with one question in her mind. "Skulduggery has a brother?"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,130 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Monster by natural selection reviews
Frankly, she should have seen through it all. He had been obvious, but she had been blind. One-shot with major character deaths.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
What Could Never Be by schmooker reviews
"What about our hearts, then?" James whispers, angrily. "You're breaking my heart. Shattering it." Here is the truth behind James and Petunia's past, and the reason why Petunia became how she is now. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2011 - James P., Petunia D. - Complete
Surprise Meeting by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
A fun look at how Valkyrie's parents could have discovered her double life. Whilst battling a bad guy, Skulduggery, Ghastly, Tanith and Fletcher crash the Edgley's shopping trip. Her parents are rather surprised, but so is she. One-shot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
black milk of daybreak by verity candor reviews
The stoop outside Katniss' house is covered with roses – primroses.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Prim E. - Complete
Mistletoe by charliebrads reviews
"And there, above his and Miss Low's heads was a sprig of mistletoe. It blossomed and grew before his very eyes." ONESHOT
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2011 - S. Wreath, Tanith L. - Complete
Your Name Is Ugly by catastrophicxhymns reviews
Sirius is hosting an 'intimate get-together' with all the usual suspects and apparently Lily's name is really ugly. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Beautiful Thing by catastrophicxhymns reviews
L/J oneshot. James receives some horrible news from home and Lily tries to comfort him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reuniting by BlaineRedVientistWatson reviews
ON HIATUS. A continuation from the first time Holly and Etheran leave from Etheran Claw's story. Holly and Etheran have returned with Sabrina to help Valkyrie and Skulduggery. What will happen? How will Holly and Etheran explain their disappearance?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Professional Interview by willowscribe reviews
Rita Skeeter interviews Gilderoy Lockhart and gets more than just a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - [Rita S., Gilderoy L.] - Complete
Vampires Will Never Hurt You by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
There's friends and then there's just plain creepy. Valkyrie discovers that, like most things in her life, things are just plain creepy. Rated T for later themes. Have just realised there is already a story with this title, no copying intended :/
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Always Alice by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Alice is just a name, and Luna is a just a figment. This is Underland after all. Rebirth shouldn't come as a surprise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Luna L., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas by NerdySkeleton reviews
25 different aspects of the Christmas season all spread out across 25 days. Shopping, baking, and egg nog galore! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else! Dedicated to all my friends, and one special friend yeah, you, HJ! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Midnight Encounters by 142staircases reviews
It all began with a strong desire for milk and the need to compulsively organize the refrigerator. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - James P., Petunia D. - Complete
Twinfluenza by Ishkie reviews
Hermione and the twins are stretched to the breaking point taking care of a sick batch of Weasleys. Can Hermione last when the twins get sick themselves? And maybe, just maybe, taking care of them will help Hermione see them in a new light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - George W., Hermione G.
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Vaurien Scapegrace: Last Stand of Dead Men reviews
Drabble series. Warning: may not actually contain Vaurien Scapegrace, a last stand, or any dead men. First few chapters have been edited and are now slightly less rubbish!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 51 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/2/2011
Eleven Months reviews
Fletchyrie drabbles set in the eleven months between The Faceless Ones and Dark Days. (You have no idea how long it took me to come up with that title.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Lamb Embryos reviews
Alice Edgley has suddenly acquired two new boyfriends, but not everyone is as happy about it as she is. Crackish, will probably contain Fletchyrie at some point.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Magical Me reviews
The official autobiography of me, Gilderoy Lockhart. Containing randomness, dancing, talking inanimate objects, and really horrible perfume, it is an immensely moving voyage of self discovery, and if you love me as much as I do, you will read it. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Gilderoy L.
Flowers reviews
Oneshot. Petunia gets a Hogwarts letter, but it's not the kind she was hoping for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Petunia D. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Valkyrie's having bad dreams. Multichap, kind of dark. Rated T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Howl reviews
Songfic, based on the song 'Howl' by Florence and the Machine. A night in the life of a reluctant werewolf. Both Remus/Lily and James/Lily, rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Only A Dream reviews
Valkyrie gets stuck in a parallel universe. Or does she? Something weird's going on, anyway... Multichap, rating might change later.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Valkyrie’s Reflection
Turn it Off reviews
Songfic about Valkyrie becoming Darquesse, based on Turn It Off by Paramore. Oneshot, contains morbidness and tragedy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete