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I was improbablelove317, but I just changed my name plainly because I don't like it anymore. And I changed it from bein T.D. Guzman because I thought was too stiff, you know? So now I am TheRoseandThePearl

Hello! So I guess, I have to finally update this, right? Well, I'm a seventeen year old high school student. So that would make me a senior now (yay!). I like to procrastinate a lot, so I do that through writing, but I can't procrastinate all the time. I'm usually a kind, friendly person, so if you ever want to talk to me just send me a message through the good all pm :)

Character Bios:

Charlotte 'Lottie' Hooke: She was the third in command of the Black Pearl while Jack was Captain before he was mutinied. She was a trusted person of the crew, and perhaps the only person that Jack trusted out of many. But to have a bigger position that she rightfully deserved more than Barbossa, she played a role in the mutiny. Distracting Jack by seducing him into a trap that eventually led her to hit him with an iron bar. She felt guilty immediately after and was planning her own mutiny against Barbossa in those three days that she stayed aboard, but she only knew that it would end with her dead. She left the Pearl while the others stayed in Isla de Muerta in search of Jack at the island they left him on. Only she found the rumrunners that bartered with her for passage to Tortuga where her real journey began. Her father works in the Faithful Bride as a bartender and her mother had passed when she was five, giving birth to her brother who died the first three days after he was born from being malnourished. Lottie met Jack when she was ten and followed him around annoying him, until he yelled at her to get away. She ran off, only to be found by him and he taught her how to fight with a cutlass. Their friendship started there. She gets touchy about her past when she gets too deep in it. The journey in search of Jack is particularly what she really doesn't like to get into. She has many strange habits that came from it, like hiding a gun under her pillow while she sleeps, or whenever she is around too many people in taverns or outside, she gets paranoid fast, sometimes her breaking down in tears or her doubling over. She also has scars, one on her forehead, a slash that is from her hairline, down to her eyebrow, and an open wound at the corner of her lip, she also has a dent in the back of her head, but it doesn't affect her balance unless she is hit there again. She is very open to a lot of people about what her past on Shipwreck Cove, and she could be sarcastic a lot. Some people would call her mad for how she talked at times. She doesn't drink much like many pirates do, a bottle of rum at most, but she would drink it slowly. She is handy with a cutlass and a pistol, but her aim is not so good. Aliases: Lottie (primarily what she goes by, thanks to Jack), Charlie (her father calls her this, Anamaria, and Joseph), Charles (male alias).


Joseph Fletcher: For a while, Joseph has been an officer in the Royal Navy. And a loyal one at that. When he was eighteen years old, he left his comfortable home in Nassau to embark on his career. His family didn't approve of this. So they stopped having contact with him after he was in the ranks of the Navy. He earned Lieutenant by the time he was twenty-eight and a month later, a pirate ship attacked the ship he was on. Having losing that battle, Joseph was one of the few survivors and he was press-ganged onto the Devil's Enchanter. Although, he didn't like his new life at first, he quickly had gotten accustomed to a pirate's life. And after two years, he enjoyed it. He enjoyed the risk of it. So, when he became the first mate of the ship, he embraced it with open arms now. Although, he did lose his contact with his family, he tried to go see them once again in Nassau. But they didn't like him being a pirate more than being a part of the Navy, so he was truly disregarded after that. The Devil's Enchanter then went through a horrible battle that ended up sinking in the sea. Joseph survived that, too, but once again, he was one of the few, so he went on ship wreckage with the survivors that he could find and hope for any ship to pass them. When a ship collected them, he went to Tortuga, where he met Charlotte's father and started work in his tavern. Joseph was always known as a good looking man, with brown hair that is usually tied behind him and a bit of stubble that was the beginnings of a beard. He has blue eyes, that are grayish, and he has broad shoulders. He is rather tall in height as well. Though, he works in a tavern, he doesn't drink. He is often described as a good man, with a gentle nature. He is handy with a cutlass and a pistol, having good aim. Aliases: Joey, Joe, and Fletcher.

Not all treasure is silver and gold: I had a lot of issues with the plot and it all seemed to not match up at all. Also I put Adrian in a Mary Sue test and got Uber-Sue and that bothered me, lol. But maybe sometime in the future I would change that and continue writing it. But instead I'm actually starting another POTC fanfic that I actually had an idea for. If you want to read that, go right ahead. So, sorry for not continuing, it's just issues with the plot, pov, and just writer's block all together.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming
like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging,
steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN,
so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who
don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers,
so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair
and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality
and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person
with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either
a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for
everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology;
therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser,
and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes
so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times,
then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life
so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Okay, some of these stereotypes are ridiculous and they have big effects on some people. None of the effects aren't good ones, stereotypes need to stop, copy and past and bold all the things that you are onto your profile if you agree.

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Love Unexpected by Splendors Of A Landslide reviews
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Yesterday by Splendors Of A Landslide reviews
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Slave by MistressOfHorror reviews
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Thick as Thieves reviews
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