I'm flannelninja. I've decided to re-do this every time I start a new story. Which, so far... is often.

Loves:

Yaoi, Yuri, and all things lovely.

South Park, South Park, South Park.

Eric Cartman.

Neil Patrick Harris. Love him.

Mah Kitty.

You

Hates:

Crayons that claim to be gold but are just yellow, or yellow with sparkles in it. -buries crayons alive-

People that claim that black is a shade. Go die.

Stinkbugs. They should all die.

Hippies. And Bob Marley. And Bob Marley fans. He's like... the reverse of glam rock and symphonic metal... -shivers-

People who don't care. GIVE A SHIT, YOU BASTARD.

That I can't say the "N"-word, but black people can say the "F" word. No. "N"-word is to African Americans, as "Fag" is to gays. You ghetto assholes.

The OC vs. Slash debate. They're both fun! Let's have fun. Let's be literate. That's fun.

A little More:

I secretly want to grow up and marry a fictional character. You have to guess who though... XD

David Bowie will sparkle on forever in my mind.

Roleplaying is the nads.

I pronounce the p in pneumonia, and the g in gnome. If it's not supposed to be pronounced, why the fuck is it there?

I curse like a sailor.

I have purple-y pink hair.

I'm goffick. Psych. But Tara Gilibsie is, and I fear her. It is my mission in life to review as many fics as possible to make sure no one ever ends up in her position. Yet, I shall never become a troll. I shall never flame. This is my solemn oath.

It is also my mission in life to spread the yaoi sex rules across the universe. If you are curious, PM me, and I'd be glad to tell you all about them. Or you could just read "The Yaoi Sex Rules," a collection of one-shots brought to you by me. :D

Overall:

I just want to write good stories, and get as much feedback as possible to better my writing. I don't know if I'm ever going to write professionally, but it never hurts to have skills. (I would like to write professionally though XD)

Shoot me a PM. I don't bite. In fact, I'd love to chat with you. Or Roleplay. Especially Kyman!!!!

Stories in the Works (in order of me caring/people asking me to update):

Mehhhhhh... Right now... I'm working on ideas... and looking for people to roleplay with/collab with... and working on an Epic Fic. In First Person. It's based on an episode of That 70's show based on It's a Wonderful Life.

My Favorite Whores (I pair these guys up with everyone): Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Beast boy, Draco, Naruto,

Brought to you by Rumanya and flannelninja:

Copy and paste this on to your profile if you think that Episodes 200 and 201 deserve to be kept on air. Copy and paste this on your profile if you believe that the statement Kyle Broflovski once said, 'It's either alright to make fun of everything... or none of it is.' is true. And most importantly, copy and paste this on your profile if you love South Park and want the millions of people who'll never be able to watch these episodes to be able to laugh with the rest of us.